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Urinal Etiquette

Discussion in 'The Vault' started by Mistadobalina, Sep 20, 2013.

  1. Mistadobalina

    Mistadobalina Very Active Member

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    Ever since I was a boy whenever I have used a urinal I have undone my belt buckle and lowered my pants and briefs to my ankles before reliving myself.

    At a recent works party it became apparent that this was a running joke amongst my co workers. They even made fun of me for doing it to my face!

    To me it is the more sensible thing to do, I never understood the 'zip only' approach. What if you got some wee on your pants?

    I was wondering if I should now change my urinal etiquette to stop this teasing? I feel embarrassed to go the toilet now and keep pretending I need a poo.
     
  2. FoxForceFive

    FoxForceFive Administrator Administrator

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    Hahaha. Are you being serious?!

    I'd laugh at you too if I saw you do that!

    I bet there's a damn sight more chance of getting piss on your trousers that way too, cos they'd touch the floor.
     
  3. Mistadobalina

    Mistadobalina Very Active Member

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    They were calling me 'summer breeze', whatever that means! No I don't mean to the floor, like knee height? Is normal I think.
     
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    Fabio Former mod, consistent c*** Honorary Member

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    Lulz
     
  5. Athens

    Athens Greatest Bloke Ever [Citation Needed] Member

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    This has to be a wind up....
     
  6. livvy145

    livvy145 Well-Known Member

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  7. Fabio

    Fabio Former mod, consistent c*** Honorary Member

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    Fucking love butters me
     
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  8. Athens

    Athens Greatest Bloke Ever [Citation Needed] Member

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    What you talking about?
     
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    livvy145 Well-Known Member

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    The letter b is next to the letter n....
     
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  10. Dirty Sanchez

    Dirty Sanchez I Moustache You a Question Member

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    No no. Mistadobalina has a point.

    I think that it's great that he does this and long may it continue.
     
  11. Athens

    Athens Greatest Bloke Ever [Citation Needed] Member

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    I would never have thought of that, if it was a text message I would have though.
     
  12. Fabio

    Fabio Former mod, consistent c*** Honorary Member

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    I'm talking south park

    Butters stotch does the exact same thing
     
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    This must be a piss take
     
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  14. Judge Jules

    Judge Jules SCM Addict Member

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    I suspect urine the right ball-park there.
     
  15. gene hughes

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    In my office people mock me for getting naked before taking a shit but I know I'm doing it the right way.
     
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    It's gotta be a wind up by Mista.

    Do you lift your tshirt up aswel?
     
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    Athens Greatest Bloke Ever [Citation Needed] Member

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    That's because you insist on shitting on the floor.
     
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    It might help if you get yourself to the bog first.
     
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    Mistadobalina Very Active Member

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    Haha its not a piss take, its my life! Well, each to their own I say. The zip only approach might 'fly' in your world but for me it's a dirty way to go to the toilet.

    I will continue to use the cubicle as it seems like the easiest way to go without being made to feel stupid in work. Normally I would only use the cubicle if there was a man at both ends of the urinal.

    I know gene was joking about taking all his clothes off to go to the toilet but in actual fact this is the most clean way to go, it's what I would do. You know when you smell poo or a fart? Well that is actually someone elses poo particles in the air that have gotten into your nose. Disgusting! I would take all my clothes off if it was socially acceptable.
     
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    Haha. I can't believe we're debating this.

    When I was a kid, yeah, pulling my trousers down was the norm, but that's something you grow out of. I assumed all grown men used the zip only approach?

    There's an exception to the rule though. If you have jeans on with a button fly, then it's perfectly acceptable to undo your belt and top button, cos those things are a cunt to open and close without doing so.
     

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