Hey Fella - Massive birthday big ups to you. I have an odd gift for you that is mixed into a kind of confession. I hope you'll forgive and enjoy in equal measure....
So you remember that 'Lady In Red' - The smoking hot one? Wow she was fine! Anyway I took it upon myself that night to (unbeknown to you all at the time) to introduce myself to her and invite her over to the 'Drinkies' table. I figured she might enjoy some silly footy banter. She gave me a cursory glance and then spotted you at the table and said.
"Sure I'l come over but tell me - Is the tall one single? I'm only asking because he's hot. I can forgive his weird fuzzy hair and white socks but the size of the man......"
Soz Si - I was jealous and annoyed so I said "No! That one is taken'"
I fear I might have stolen an epic night from you . I mean she ooozed so much seductive red and blond it was borderline dangerous. She had more curves on her than a pack of pretzels. All I know is that I was a little jealous that she wanted to do nothing more that swap bodily fluids with you. Soz man. My bad,
I might have her number somewhere though.... I'm sure she'll remember you
Happy birthday fella
So you remember that 'Lady In Red' - The smoking hot one? Wow she was fine! Anyway I took it upon myself that night to (unbeknown to you all at the time) to introduce myself to her and invite her over to the 'Drinkies' table. I figured she might enjoy some silly footy banter. She gave me a cursory glance and then spotted you at the table and said.
"Sure I'l come over but tell me - Is the tall one single? I'm only asking because he's hot. I can forgive his weird fuzzy hair and white socks but the size of the man......"
Soz Si - I was jealous and annoyed so I said "No! That one is taken'"
I fear I might have stolen an epic night from you . I mean she ooozed so much seductive red and blond it was borderline dangerous. She had more curves on her than a pack of pretzels. All I know is that I was a little jealous that she wanted to do nothing more that swap bodily fluids with you. Soz man. My bad,
I might have her number somewhere though.... I'm sure she'll remember you
Happy birthday fella
