Barrett saying we've bid 32M for Alex Teixeira...

[davud graham]

This is what happened to the Roman Empire

Was their transfer deadline day with Gladiators or Chariot racers? Vinny O'connor reporting LIVE from the Coliseum!

 

[Athens]

There were far more Goths involved in that. We've only got Skully.

We've already had the great schism, it happened when this place split from koptalk.

 

[Buddha]

David Byrne ‏@DavidB_LFC 24m24 minutes ago
David Byrne Retweeted Rowly
Nope as you can see I have already just said still told it will go through

 

[Hansern]

They're also saying the club was prepared to pay the 38 mill but Klopp decided against it.
If true, thats a big if though, its promising to have a manager that dont panic buy and sees the true value of the players we're after.

Roll on the summer window. We'll get some ace players I think.

 

[SummerOnions]

110%

 

[the count]

I am beginning to think that some of those twitter ITK's that assured us that Texeira was definitely signing were bullshitting

 

[Rosco]

You have a sense of humour?

You heard the one about the fat twat, trolling, internet dickhead that glories in his McNugget eating abilities? You must be so proud of that. More nuggets Trimalchio. Someone unban the very ace @Hansern

Yeah, I do. I laughed my arse off when you were getting all uppity about someone taking Murdochs money you hypocritical twat.

You've probably stopped doing that now and are contuining to live off your wifes business, but it still makes you a hypocrite.

 

[cloggypop]

Red Astaire was also Head Of Strategy for The S*n?

 

[C/O]

Can we please have a minutes silence after that horrific burn poor RA just experienced.

 

[Athens]

If old Ben Kenobi was here, he would probably post "Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" Every time a twitter account was praised for being ITK.

 

[cloggypop]

Ben "Dover" Kenobi.

 

[Athens]

Ben "Dover" Kenobi.

What colour is his lightsabre?

 

[Markeh]

great thread

 

[FoxForceFive]

 

[Athens]

Can we please have a minutes silence after that horrific burn poor RA just experienced.

He'll need a holiday after that.

He's probably looking at flights right now.

 

[moron]

I dont understand this thread. What the fuck are you guys talking about ? Its nearing deadline and we have signed no one yet.

 

[Red Astaire]

Yeah, I do. I laughed my arse off when you were getting all uppity about someone taking Murdochs money you hypocritical twat.

You've probably stopped doing that now and are continuing to live off your wifes business, but it still makes you a hypocrite.

Eh? Really? I'm not joking when I say I have no idea what the fuck you are on about. Wifes business? Are you drunk?

 

[gene hughes]

You should really say something about his wife, Red Astaire. I reckon he's counting on you not being brave enough to give him a taste of his own medicine.

 

[redhorizon2]

Shut thread down.

 

[Red Astaire]

You should really say something about his wife, Red Astaire. I reckon he's counting on you not being brave enough to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Ahh no bother. Best leave it to others to mock the fat twat...

 

[gene hughes]

Buk buk buk bukaaaaaawwww

 

[dee]

There were far more Goths involved in that. We've only got Skully.

... and me

 

[cloggypop]

... and me

You can't be a Goth. They always deny it.

 

[cloggypop]

RA should probably accuse Rosco of working for Satan as well.

 

[Insignificance]

I assume our 32 m bid was turned down?

 

[dee]

You can't be a Goth. They always deny it.

Ah bollocks tis true! I used to tour the country (many eons ago) hitching from one Spear of Destiny gig to the next and then picked up on a splinter from Sisters of Mercy (Ghostdance). I followed them for a year or so before earning a living really kicked in.

Now I'm balding and ancient but still have a very singularly coloured wardrobe - shades of grey

 

[cloggypop]

Old Goths deffo wear grey.

 

[cloggypop]

At least we didn't buy a load of shite.

 

[Fabio]

Fucks sake

I decide to not pay attention to ONE deadline day, and everyone on here gets their periods at the same time

Typical

Everyone stop being cunts.

 

[keniget]

I take back what I said earlier in the thread.