Talking of Shearer, anyone wondered how they managed to make a statue of him, and actually got the only memorable aspect of him entirely wrong?
The celebration was always - typically- that little hand in the air thing. Which somehow has been changed to a finger in the air.
Given it doesn't actually look much like him, is it actually even supposed to be Shearer? Maybe the sculptor did Mick Quinn instead.
Alan Shearer has told Soccer AM his statue outside St James' Park is celebrating with a finger pointed in homage to his final goal for Newcastle.
The 46-year-old, who is the Premier League's record scorer with 260 goals, has been honoured by his former club with the 16-foot high statue.
Funded by former Newcastle United chairman Freddy Shepherd, the installation shows Shearer with his famous goal celebration.