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Your Woman Moves In For....

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=17994.msg418985#msg418985 date=1195918621]
Apparently- if you're the truly caring type- you can make your jizz taste better by eating loads of fruit in the days leading up to the cum eating moment. Beer and fags, by all accounts, makes your man juice taste particularly nasty- which explains a lot in my case.
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Cinnamon makes it taste "clean".
 
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=17994.msg419253#msg419253 date=1195928378]

That's not true, I've sort of tasted it before.
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Having replied to doctor macs post I've realised why I dont taste anything, my cum is tasteless it seems.
 
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=17994.msg419258#msg419258 date=1195928604]
I think it's true that fags, beer, and probably kebabs make it taste (and smell) bad.
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I wonder if a gey mans spaz tastes like double spunky.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=17994.msg419412#msg419412 date=1195936925]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=17994.msg419258#msg419258 date=1195928604]
I think it's true that fags, beer, and probably kebabs make it taste (and smell) bad.
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I wonder if a gey mans spaz tastes like double spunky.
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Hahahaha. Ace.
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg416786#msg416786 date=1195748938]
A kiss....after giving you a blowjob.

What is your action?
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Haha... Funnily enough I was having this conversation with the missus the other night.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=17994.msg419942#msg419942 date=1195983446]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg416786#msg416786 date=1195748938]
A kiss....after giving you a blowjob.

What is your action?
[/quote]

Haha... Funnily enough I was having this conversation with the missus the other night.
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I hope you told her it's rude to speak with your mouth full.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=17994.msg419955#msg419955 date=1195986599]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=17994.msg419942#msg419942 date=1195983446]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg416786#msg416786 date=1195748938]
A kiss....after giving you a blowjob.

What is your action?
[/quote]

Haha... Funnily enough I was having this conversation with the missus the other night.
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I hope you told her it's rude to speak with your mouth full.
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Haha. V good Sheiky!
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=17994.msg419955#msg419955 date=1195986599]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=17994.msg419942#msg419942 date=1195983446]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg416786#msg416786 date=1195748938]
A kiss....after giving you a blowjob.

What is your action?
[/quote]

Haha... Funnily enough I was having this conversation with the missus the other night.
[/quote]

I hope you told her it's rude to speak with your mouth full.
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Haha..
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=17994.msg419955#msg419955 date=1195986599]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=17994.msg419942#msg419942 date=1195983446]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg416786#msg416786 date=1195748938]
A kiss....after giving you a blowjob.

What is your action?
[/quote]

Haha... Funnily enough I was having this conversation with the missus the other night.
[/quote]

I hope you told her it's rude to speak with your mouth full.
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LMAO !
 
Pineapple = good
Asparagus = bad

from what im told

as long as shes either spat/swallowed i'm not bothered
 
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=17994.msg419253#msg419253 date=1195928378]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=17994.msg418976#msg418976 date=1195918176]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=17994.msg418611#msg418611 date=1195907716]
Do you stick your tongue in?
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Yes Robin, I stick my tongue in. Believe me, you cant taste anything.
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That's not true, I've sort of tasted it before.
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Aahh... it's all clear now. Was it a dirty uncle Robin?

You can talk to us about it.
 
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=17994.msg444759#msg444759 date=1198355461]
Ha! I can't believe this thread made it into the Vault...


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Ditto.
 
Had to read this twice ( laughing like fuck and the effects of a bottle of wine )



Whpo was posting as Livvy in this thread cause his replies were funny as fuck
 
[quote author=valley boyo link=topic=17994.msg444814#msg444814 date=1198366635]
Had to read this twice ( laughing like fuck and the effects of a bottle of wine )

Whpo was posting as Livvy in this thread cause his replies were funny as fuck
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No picking on our Livvy you Welsh inbred.

That's my job.
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg446075#msg446075 date=1198540944]
Cool. I'm in the vault.
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*Locks Vault and throws away the key*
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=17994.msg446076#msg446076 date=1198541063]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg446075#msg446075 date=1198540944]
Cool. I'm in the vault.
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*Locks Vault and throws away the key*
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Tut tut.
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg446093#msg446093 date=1198541584]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=17994.msg446076#msg446076 date=1198541063]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=17994.msg446075#msg446075 date=1198540944]
Cool. I'm in the vault.
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*Locks Vault and throws away the key*
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Tut tut.
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*Hears mumbling coming from behind the 3ft thick steel door*

*Shrugs*

*Saunters off whistling*
 
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=17994.msg444759#msg444759 date=1198355461]
Ha! I can't believe this thread made it into the Vault...


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Yes, I know. This makes it into the vault and my thread about the existence of God is lost to obscurity. I despair for this site, I really do.
 
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=17994.msg417761#msg417761 date=1195820254]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=17994.msg417736#msg417736 date=1195819475]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=17994.msg417734#msg417734 date=1195819384]I think you are missing out on a whole world.
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What happens in your world?
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Anything we fancy. As long as it's not a major health risk.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a few mates recently. The hypothetical situation: You want to put it in her ass. She says she doesn't enjoy but she'd do it if you were willing to take a similarly proportioned dildo up yours.


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To which the answer is, of course "Why not, as long as I get the reacharound"

And if it happens to be Pink, then double bonus.

On the orignal topic - I'd kiss her, but with no tongues, because (speaking from experience) I know women can be sneaky-non-swallowing-beatches.

I also know from experience that I don't like the taste of my own cum
 
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=17994.msg482690#msg482690 date=1202117597]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=17994.msg417761#msg417761 date=1195820254]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=17994.msg417736#msg417736 date=1195819475]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=17994.msg417734#msg417734 date=1195819384]I think you are missing out on a whole world.
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What happens in your world?
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Anything we fancy. As long as it's not a major health risk.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a few mates recently. The hypothetical situation: You want to put it in her ass. She says she doesn't enjoy but she'd do it if you were willing to take a similarly proportioned dildo up yours.


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To which the answer is, of course "Why not, as long as I get the reacharound"

And if it happens to be Pink, then double bonus.

On the orignal topic - I'd kiss her, but with no tongues, because (speaking from experience) I know women can be sneaky-non-swallowing-beatches.

I also know from experience that I don't like the taste of my own cum
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I didn't realize this thread was here and I only saw this reply now.

I'm relieved that someone shares my view and only mildly disturbed that it's you!
 
Well, fair's fair. I do think that if you gonna stick your cock in her arse then you should at least accustom yourself with the sort of sensations she's likely to experience.

The pleasure, the pain. Ultimately it probably makes you more sensitive to what she's going through. Well, definitely the sensitive part, anyway
 
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=17994.msg483545#msg483545 date=1202159812]

I didn't realize this thread was here and I only saw this reply now.

I'm relieved that someone shares my view and only mildly disturbed that it's you!
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You don't like the taste of SR's cum either?

Interesting.
 
[quote author=Marquis link=topic=17994.msg483636#msg483636 date=1202182795]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=17994.msg483545#msg483545 date=1202159812]

I didn't realize this thread was here and I only saw this reply now.

I'm relieved that someone shares my view and only mildly disturbed that it's you!
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You don't like the taste of SR's cum either?

Interesting.

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Don't let it put you off Marq, everyone's tastes are different.

Drop me your address and I'll mail you a sample, free of charge
 
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