Saw a guy going about his business today when it took a real turn for the worse.
In fairness, the guys business was bike thieving and he didn't realise the bike he was trying to steal was owned by the former Irish power lifting champion.
He also didn't realise that the former power lifter has retired to focus on MMA.
The 3rd thing he didn't realise was that this machine was sitting inside the cafe I run looking out the window.
Stupid fucker got put in a choke hold until police arrived.
In fairness, the guys business was bike thieving and he didn't realise the bike he was trying to steal was owned by the former Irish power lifting champion.
He also didn't realise that the former power lifter has retired to focus on MMA.
The 3rd thing he didn't realise was that this machine was sitting inside the cafe I run looking out the window.
Stupid fucker got put in a choke hold until police arrived.