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Worst Footballing Haircut Ever

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Valderama has got to be in the lead here by a a distance, but bloody hell - what's going on with Torres and Fabregas 😱
 
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Steve Heighway was an early influence on Michael Jackson. He became the first Dubliner to try the new skin bleaching treatment after Tommy Smith told him he was black.
 
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He always reminded me of Robert Mitchum. But less healthy.
 
I've been through this before, and the winner of this accolade is always the same:

John Terry.

A lot of the above-listed names and suggestions don't count because:
A - Those do's were semi-fashionable at the time - Thompson
B - Some of them don't give a fuck, cf Cisse, West
C - They're trying to be different - Valderamma, etc

That horrible, cunt-faced fuck Terry though is so fucking deluded that he thinks his 'long through the top and back, short on the sides' is en vogue. no it fucking isn't you blindingly stupid cunt. It's a cunt's haircut, and looks fucking shit.

I watched an interview with him one time when he was panning Joe Cole for "having an awful mop of hair". He followed it up by saying "I've told him loads of times just to get it cut like mine" with not one hint of irony or awareness.

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I bet he goes to Toni & Guy too, the fucking whopper.
 
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I've been through this before, and the winner of this accolade is always the same:

John Terry.

A lot of the above-listed names and suggestions don't count because:
A - Those do's were semi-fashionable at the time - Thompson
B - Some of them don't give a fuck, cf Cisse, West
C - They're trying to be different - Valderamma, etc

That horrible, cunt-faced fuck Terry though is so fucking deluded that he thinks his 'long through the top and back, short on the sides' is en vogue. no it fucking isn't you blindingly stupid cunt. It's a cunt's haircut, and looks fucking shit.

I watched an interview with him one time when he was panning Joe Cole for "having an awful mop of hair". He followed it up by saying "I've told him loads of times just to get it cut like mine" with not one hint of irony or awareness.

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I bet he goes to Toni & Guy too, the fucking whopper.

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think ive found a new signature
 
He is a rat turned human. You can see it in his face: 'How did this happen? I can't run under the kitchen unit any more. But I'm still incontinent. And all my fur's gone to my head'.
 
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Im actually surprised this thread hasnt had more of David James!! He's had a consistent one bad haircut a year since i can rememember!!
 
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This is the first time I've seen this thread.

Wow !
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This is how I imagine your hair mate.

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This is the first time I've seen this thread.

Wow !
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This is how I imagine your hair mate.

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That's how I imagine your lips.
 
Biggest image I could find unfortunately but Blackburn and Northern Ireland winger from the 80's - Noel Brotherston

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Biggest image I could find unfortunately but Blackburn and Northern Ireland winger from the 80's - Noel Brotherston

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Winner !
 
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Biggest image I could find unfortunately but Blackburn and Northern Ireland winger from the 80's - Noel Brotherston

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Clown.
 
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Biggest image I could find unfortunately but Blackburn and Northern Ireland winger from the 80's - Noel Brotherston

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Winner !
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It was quite spectacular, he had the whole perm/afro thing going on when he was younger as it was the fashion but refused to get it cut when he began balding. Hershel Krustofsky eat your heart out.
 
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