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World Cup day 11.

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It's a Sunday. Sunday is my day.

That means she takes the kids to visit grandparents & stuff from 1/2pm ish whilst I wank/watch tv/drink/watch sports/sleep/read books (delete as applicable).

She'll be back at about half 8 so the kids can go a kip. Sundays are boss.
With last week being father's day, my son picked up on this and announced "it's Tommy's day today" until I told him every day was Tommy's day in this bloody house.
 
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15 minutes of neck and tummy raspberries for Zuzu to keep my eye in on parenthood.
 
Hold your horses there, world's greatest dad. You don't want to pay too much attention, you risk getting sucked in and asked to do something "Like a proper family".
She tried that earlier. ‘shall we take them to the park, its beautiful’

‘Nope, we have a garden’
 
I don't hate Harry Kane. He never says or does anything hateful. He doesn't cheat. OK he is greedy for goals, but isn't that a key part of any great striker?

I don’t hate Harry Kane either but that’s mostly down to that he’s gonna win me £550 by winning the golden boot.
 
She tried that earlier. ‘shall we take them to the park, its beautiful’

‘Nope, we have a garden’
Hahahaha. We took them to the park for an entire 45 minutes this morning.

It's literally all we could squeeze in between grandparents/parties/friends etc but left me plenty of time to get ready for the game.
 
You poor sods. Literally zero distractions between me and the football.
I just had three course dinner made for me, ive had never ending beers brought to me, I dont have to worry about bills and organising things and theres a blowie available whenever I want.
Swings and roundabouts
 
I just had three course dinner made for me, ive had never ending beers brought to me, I dont have to worry about bills and organising things and theres a blowie available whenever I want.
Swings and roundabouts

Has Mart got a sister?
 
Poland are fucking shit...also i have never understood all the hype about that striker of theirs that plays for Bayern...everytime i watch him...he does fuck all.
 
When you meet a Columbian, don't mention drugs. They are very touchy on the subject.

If you say "How are things with the drug problem?" they will look you in the eye and reply "What drug problem?"
 
When you meet a Columbian, don't mention drugs. They are very touchy on the subject.

If you say "How are things with the drug problem?" they will look you in the eye and reply "What drug problem?"
They don't have a drug problem.

You can buy a gram of coke for a quarter of the price it is here.

That's the antithesis of a drug problem.
 
When you meet a Columbian, don't mention drugs. They are very touchy on the subject.

If you say "How are things with the drug problem?" they will look you in the eye and reply "What drug problem?"
I was mates with a guy from Bogota, he was quite frank about the whole drugs issue and how dangerous a city it was. He said that you didn't stop at a red light after ten at night, in case you got fucking car jacked. Instead you would slow down just to make sure that you wouldn't hit anyone, but at the same time you would be able to gun the fucking thing in case someone tried to gun you. He had also been to Escobar's zoo when he was a kid.

From what I've heard, it's a lot better these days.
 
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