Poll Who will Ashley Williams get away with brutally fouling tonight?

[doctor_mac]

Well, it is one of those Premier league traditions that make this league so very special. Every time we play Swansea that horrible c*nt Ashley Williams hacks down one of our players (often causing injury) with the ref waving on play, or beckoning our stricken player (with limbs pointing out in unnatural directions like a bug that has smashed into a windscreen) to get up, with an expression that says 'you fucking chancer'. So who will it be? Place your votes!!

 

[Mystic]

 

[SummerOnions]

Mignolet

 

[doctor_mac]

Mignolet

Damn. Just go for Hendo then, we all know he wouldn't fucking dare.

For the purposes of the poll, Hendo = Ming

 

[SummerOnions]

Jonjo the sleeper agent will be awakened at 2014:00GMT and will deal with the Williams problem

 

[doctor_mac]

 

[Judge Jules]

I voted Raheem. Hardly a game passes without him getting kicked from pillar to post anyway.

With a bit of luck Sakho will play and that feckin caveman Williams will try it on with him.

 

[Mystic]

Williams looks like he's pissed out of his head at the end of the video.

 

[Markeh]

I have a name in my head, I think he was broken by young before so I dare not say it

 

[Rosco]

Lallana or Gerrard

 

[Insignificance]

Haha. Its true. The ref waved play on a few times, but Williams wouldn't be stopped. He followed Caroll until he got a real kick in there!!!

 

[FreshRed]

I voted Raheem. Hardly a game passes without him getting kicked from pillar to post anyway.

With a bit of luck Sakho will play and that feckin caveman Williams will try it on with him.

Someone should tell Raheem that is is one bad foul away from never needing to sign a contract again.

Every week he waits, he loses additional income and risks injury that could kill any deal his agent has planned.

And the way he gets kicked, it is not a far-fetched risk.

 

[Farkmaster]

Haha. Its true. The ref waved play on a few times, but Williams wouldn't be stopped. He followed Caroll until he got a real kick in there!!!

Well, do you want old fashioned hard-nosed, or you want good old fashioned hard-nosed? There's a man that knows his craft.

 

[gkmacca]

He'll go after Coutinho. Again.