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Skybet first to break cover. Have had the max allowable of £91.67 at 12/1
Still, thinking about Downing, Adam, Lucas, Poulsen and other players we actually did buy in the last 10 years or so, it's amazing how far we have come. Look at those players! Look at the squad we have!
And now, for maximum contrast, take a fucking look at this, my RAAAAAAAAAATINGS for a game against Blackpool, in which one Charlie Adam starred (hence Kenny fucking buying him soon after), dated Jan 13th 2011:
A terrible, terrible display, showing the scale of Kenny's task in all of its horrible dark majesty; a squad full of poor players, bad technique, no brains, fight, desire, organisation or skill. And to top it all off, lacking in confidence. We made Blackpool's Charlie Adam, a decent player, look like a cross between Platini and Souness.
And Kenny himself is culpable, selecting a shit, confused team, and waiting too long to make changes.
Reina (5). Made some decent stops, but beaten twice and not at his best.
Johnson (4). Kelly deservedly kept his place, but playing Magic at LB does neither him, nor us, any favours, negating his best weapon - attacking prowess
Skittles (3). A fucking brainless flid. All over the place like a mad woman's piss, and showed virtually zero awareness of how to play as a central defender.
Agger (4). Several piss-weak challenges and poor positioning.
Kelly (5). Average.
Crapsen (Poulsen) (3). Lumbering fucking cunt. We'd be better off having a traffic cone playing as the holding midfielder. He's pitifully bad.
Lucarse (4). Blackpool waltzed past this hapless cunt at will. Created nothing. Offers nothing. Is nothing. Was probably the pick of the midfield.
Ming (Meireles) (3). Needs to grow a pair. Had a generally horrible game and his passing was abysmal. Won't go into the "tackling" side of his game, because there doesn't appear to be one.
Jova (3). I wanted to see him given a chance. Well, he's had it. Goodbye.
Kuyt (3). Horrible.
Torres (7). Great goal. Like watching a lone swan majestically gliding across the surface of a blighted, foetid lake that is carpeted by dead, deformed, radiation-poisoned fish as far as the eye can see.
And now, for maximum contrast, take a fucking look at this, my RAAAAAAAAAATINGS for a game against Blackpool, in which one Charlie Adam starred (hence Kenny fucking buying him soon after), dated Jan 13th 2011:
A terrible, terrible display, showing the scale of Kenny's task in all of its horrible dark majesty; a squad full of poor players, bad technique, no brains, fight, desire, organisation or skill. And to top it all off, lacking in confidence. We made Blackpool's Charlie Adam, a decent player, look like a cross between Platini and Souness.
And Kenny himself is culpable, selecting a shit, confused team, and waiting too long to make changes.
Reina (5). Made some decent stops, but beaten twice and not at his best.
Johnson (4). Kelly deservedly kept his place, but playing Magic at LB does neither him, nor us, any favours, negating his best weapon - attacking prowess
Skittles (3). A fucking brainless flid. All over the place like a mad woman's piss, and showed virtually zero awareness of how to play as a central defender.
Agger (4). Several piss-weak challenges and poor positioning.
Kelly (5). Average.
Crapsen (Poulsen) (3). Lumbering fucking cunt. We'd be better off having a traffic cone playing as the holding midfielder. He's pitifully bad.
Lucarse (4). Blackpool waltzed past this hapless cunt at will. Created nothing. Offers nothing. Is nothing. Was probably the pick of the midfield.
Ming (Meireles) (3). Needs to grow a pair. Had a generally horrible game and his passing was abysmal. Won't go into the "tackling" side of his game, because there doesn't appear to be one.
Jova (3). I wanted to see him given a chance. Well, he's had it. Goodbye.
Kuyt (3). Horrible.
Torres (7). Great goal. Like watching a lone swan majestically gliding across the surface of a blighted, foetid lake that is carpeted by dead, deformed, radiation-poisoned fish as far as the eye can see.
And Jovanovic. And Kelly.
Jesus wept.
How was this the same club?
That's a squad that should be fighting relegation.
Jesus wept.
How was this the same club?
That's a squad that should be fighting relegation.
Fabinho is no Wonderman
YES BRUVAAAAA
Your unique talent of finding 1001 entertaining ways to describe misery and despair is clearly wasted on this current free-flowing LFC side. Your positive ratings don't quite have the same ring to them, like Wagner trying to write a happy Viennese Waltz.
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We've spent a world record amount on a world class keeper addressing a massive issue.
We've got a top DM..like an actual player who can actually play DM.
Addressing massive issues in the first team.
Still neither of them get near Naby in the poll.
Maybe it'll be similar to last year.
Brazilian keeps things moving quietly getting on with his job, doesn't make the motd clips often but when watching the game you can see what he brings...while the Africans tear shit up ripping the opposition to pieces.
I'm well excited about next season.
We've got a top DM..like an actual player who can actually play DM.
Addressing massive issues in the first team.
Still neither of them get near Naby in the poll.
Maybe it'll be similar to last year.
Brazilian keeps things moving quietly getting on with his job, doesn't make the motd clips often but when watching the game you can see what he brings...while the Africans tear shit up ripping the opposition to pieces.
I'm well excited about next season.
Not the first time Brendan's been called a Wagner I'd say.
I honestly found that by accident, searching for some thing about Charlie Adam, but I thought it was worth sharing. I know it isn't quite the nadir of recent years - Hodgson had just been sacked for a start, and the previous owners were well gone, so it was actually the start of improvement, but that team, fucking hell, it was indeed fucking grim.
I don't think there has ever been a worse Liverpool midfield than Lucas, Poulsen and Meireles. Fucking hell, Lucas AND Poulsen. Usually the spaz had Masher, Gerrard or whoever to ameliorate his shitness, but that's just taking the piss playing him next to someone who was actually worse.
No wonder Reina was shipped out. His face looks like he is having an existential crisis. How the f*** did it get to this so fast?No post is complete without a decent pic:
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