I very good friend of mine got to the age of 30 saying "I'd have, at a guess.." instead of "I'd hazard a guess"
Then there's the fucking numbskull I worked with (for a very short period before he got sacked) who copied me in on an e-mail discussing proposed compensation:
"As a jester of goodwill"
And finally, a lovely story from TLW about a lad who attended a mass for the first time and misheard the sign of peace as:
"Pleased to meet you"
"And also meet you"
Then there's the fucking numbskull I worked with (for a very short period before he got sacked) who copied me in on an e-mail discussing proposed compensation:
"As a jester of goodwill"
And finally, a lovely story from TLW about a lad who attended a mass for the first time and misheard the sign of peace as:
"Pleased to meet you"
"And also meet you"