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What is the shittest sport ever invented?

I think olympic boxing is the shittest sport. That or the last 2 minutes of a basketball game.
 
I dislike sports when you don't really have tactics against an opponent but are just essentially playing against yourself e.g. Darts.
 
Gaelic Football..

Wtf is that about ?


Also Snooker, its not a fucking sport ffs.. its a pastime.. game..

I always thought American football was shite.. but then I started playing it in my late teens, early twenties..

I still maintain it is shite to watch mind...
 
Gaelic Football..

Wtf is that about ?


Also Snooker, its not a fucking sport ffs.. its a pastime.. game..

I always thought American football was shite.. but then I started playing it in my late teens, early twenties..

I still maintain it is shite to watch mind...
Gaelic Football is a fantastic sport. What's not to like about it?
 
Baseball all day, shit to watch, shit to play. Players should be allowed to take all the steroids they want, anything to make it vaguely watchable.
 
Golf is awful

I think it's the toughest of all sports. I can't think of any other sport in which top players can completely lose it when they are at the height of their powers. I can think of Tony Jacklin and Seve Ballasteros as examples . . . possibly Tiger Woods, although he is showing signs of getting it together again.
 
I really like watching The Masters. I'm thinking of taking up golf soon. I'll probably be shite but you never know.
 
I really like watching The Masters. I'm thinking of taking up golf soon. I'll probably be shite but you never know.

If you're taking up golf, it's important to have proper lessons at an early stage. If you pick it up as you go along, as I did, you get faults with your swing that it's impossible to get rid of, and you never get beyond a certain standard.
 
If you're taking up golf, it's important to have proper lessons at an early stage. If you pick it up as you go along, as I did, you get faults with your swing that it's impossible to get rid of, and you never get beyond a certain standard.
Thanks Portly - I might blag Spion into a game or two. He's bloody good apparently.
 
Can't agree more with the people suggesting lessons. I've had 12 consecutive months of proper lessons and it's brought my game on significantly. Handicap's dropped, I'm loving the game again, playing well consistently.

I'll probably fucking hate the thing in a week's time, but right now golf is the aces.
 
Love golf. Both watching it and playing it. I don't play it often enough though, and I'm completely shit. But when I do play it, I only do it for a bit of craic with a few lads. I wouldn't be taking it serious or anything.
 
I could see how golf would be okay to play, but to watch, no way. Like watching paint dry.

Another I forgot is Nascar, lets watch these rednecks drive these cars around in circles for hours on end, insane.
 
You sir need to be hung out to dry for that comment.

Away with you.

Nice walk spoiled and all that.

I suppose I wouldn't hate it if I wasn't so shot at it - is be better kicking the ball - it'd go further and get higher off the ground.

That saying - every time in forced to go to a work golf outing I just find it cringeworthy - all wanking over which golf club they're a member of and who has the best new hybrid club and then trying to let the boss win.

I fucking hate the fact you have to dress like a dick and that some old cunt yelps at you for not taking your hat off in the club house.

Mind you when cunts take it to seriously and start wrapping their their round trees after skelping the ball in to a river - that's funny as fuck.
 
I fucking hate the fact you have to dress like a dick and that some old cunt yelps at you for not taking your hat off in the club house..

That's the problem with golf clubs - they are mostly run by committees whose greatest fear is allowing "standards" to fall. This to them is a bigger worry than global warming or the proliferation of nuclear weapons. When my son was a junior member of a local golf club, one of the other juniors was thrown out of the club when he was found by the club captain playing a practice round on his own. There's all kinds of pettiness - I remember a sign in the snooker room of another local golf club which said "gentlemen may not play billiards wearing braces."
 
That's the problem with golf clubs - they are mostly run by committees whose greatest fear is allowing "standards" to fall. This to them is a bigger worry than global warming or the proliferation of nuclear weapons. When my son was a junior member of a local golf club, one of the other juniors was thrown out of the club when he was found by the club captain playing a practice round on his own. There's all kinds of pettiness - I remember a sign in the snooker room of another local golf club which said "gentlemen may not play billiards wearing braces."

Why are you not allowed to play a practice round on your own?
 
Why are you not allowed to play a practice round on your own?

I don't know. I have never been a member of a golf club, but they seem to have all kinds of mysterious rules with draconian punishments if they are broken . . . . particularly for junior members.
 
I don't know. I have never been a member of a golf club, but they seem to have all kinds of mysterious rules with draconian punishments if they are broken . . . . particularly for junior members.

Perhaps it's for safety reasons, heaven forbid that you might suffer an accident while playing alone in that extreme sport that is golf! You could be lying dead on the course for days before someone stumbles across your body.
 
Perhaps it's for safety reasons, heaven forbid that you might suffer an accident while playing alone in that extreme sport that is golf! You could be lying dead on the course for days before someone stumbles across your body.

I think it's more likely that the members think that a young chap having a practice might hold up one of their terribly important seniors matches! 🙂
 
The snobbishness is the only thing that pisses me off about golf. It's just another sport. It doesn't make you better than anyone else just because you play it. Although to be fair, most people I know that play regularly aren't like that at all.
 
You can play on your own. Is just that you have no standing on the course with regard to two, three and four balls.

So you have to let them all play through and they do not have to recognise you if they are holding you up. Most people though will let you play through. It's just that they can fall back on that "rule" if they decide not to.
 
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