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'We'll cross that bridge when we come to it'

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Stulikesdrums

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...... was Roy's response when asked if there was any truth to the Torres to Man Utd rumours. What a fucking ridiculous answer.

Can anyone see this happening?
 
No. Roys a fucking idiot and i'm sick of this stupid media persona he portrays

it's like having fuckin dreamy as the manager
 
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=42344.msg1202198#msg1202198 date=1287605309]
No. Roys a fucking idiot and i'm sick of this stupid media persona he portrays

it's like having fuckin dreamy as the manager
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dreamy is a optimistic, glass half full, kinda guy i.e. the complete opposite of roy.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=42344.msg1202203#msg1202203 date=1287605490]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=42344.msg1202198#msg1202198 date=1287605309]
No. Roys a fucking idiot and i'm sick of this stupid media persona he portrays

it's like having fuckin dreamy as the manager
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dreamy is a optimistic, glass half full, kinda guy i.e. the complete opposite of roy.
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i believe roy claimed we deserved to beat everton


i certainly would label both of them as delusional
 
Hodgson on united showing interest in Torres "I think I'd have to say we'd cross that bridge when we come to it."
 
The pressure of the job has taken its toll on Roy.

Stress has made a blithering idiot of him. He should be banned from speaking to the media. He comes across as an idiot!

We've been the laughing stock for a long while, its time to move on!
 
[quote author=the count link=topic=42344.msg1202218#msg1202218 date=1287605906]
Maybe Fernando has said he wants to leave?
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and you couldn't blame him.
 
I don't rate Rijkaard but he has to be better than this cabbage.
 
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42344.msg1202221#msg1202221 date=1287605955]
I don't rate Rijkaard but he has to be better than this cabbage.
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cabbages the world over are insulted by the comparison
 
Fucking Roy is a living breathing demotivational poster.

This from Brendan sums him up perfectly.

Can you imagine being with Old Roy in trenches?

'Wight lads, we are going 'over the top'. I should imagine that there will be several hundwed machine guns twained upon us, so the weality is, as soon as we step over the top of the twenches, we'll all get shot, and die. But you never know.'

*blows whistle weakly*


Hes a lovely man. But a fucking defeatist loser at heart. Summed up by his triumphs at places where losing to better sides was ok. Its great to be winning with Switzerland knowing that if you lose to Brazil its 'ok' coz ya know its brazil theyre meant to beat Switzerland.
 
prob why he did well with fulham too

they're meant to lose to most of the league
 
If he said that and it's not taken out of context, he needs to get fcuked off quickly! That's an awful response.

I don't care if Torres wants out. He should never be sold to United in a million years. And Roy should be saying so.
 
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42344.msg1202221#msg1202221 date=1287605955]
I don't rate Rijkaard but he has to be better than this cabbage.
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No need for that. He's out of his depth, under enormous pressure and is behaving out of character. I wanted Kenny in the summer but we got Roy however it was clear how proud he was to be Liverpool manager. It's not going to work and he'll be leaving shortly. Fuck off with the cabbage comments.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42344.msg1202250#msg1202250 date=1287606930]
You tell him Dreamy. Er, Sunny.
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Fuck off troll. Er, Brendan.
 
Hey Roy Hodgson, I'm going to do all sorts of dark, dark, sexual shit to your wife.

Roy Hodgson:

Well, I mean, knowing you, I'd expect that perhaps you'd look to cuckold all sorts of men. I mean, it's inevitable that a man can sometimes fall prey to these needs. I mean, who hasn't wanted to fish hook an old woman at gun point and make her dispassionately read old southern racist tracts while taking her up the shitter? It's not only my wife who would be at threat, I suppose.

I'm no fool, I understand that you might force me to watch as you shoot ropes of semen down the gullet of my fragile mate. I mean, it's known all over that your stamina, and sexual creativity are peerless, but I'd have to believe that she wouldn't turn away from my shriveled, tired old member. I can't discount that you might giggle with one another as you discuss my feeble attempts to initiate sex, or confide that pee dribbles down my leg occasionally due to my man troubles. I just have to hope that she won't see the appeal in your obvious sexuality and youthful glow. Actually, one could think that perhaps we'll rekindle our love any day now.

Besides, it's a bit premature to speculate really, I mean you're not even aware that she lives at 395 Shelborne lane in...
 
Nor should the players. At this rate he'll have them throwing themselves off. He's struggling and it's painful to watch, but I'm not going to waste my sympathy on him when he's dragging my club down with him.

I'm not glad that Purslow's gone, but that may make it easier to get Roy out.
 
[quote author=Wilko link=topic=42344.msg1202251#msg1202251 date=1287606983]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=42344.msg1202221#msg1202221 date=1287605955]
I don't rate Rijkaard but he has to be better than this cabbage.
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No need for that. He's out of his depth, under enormous pressure and is behaving out of character. I wanted Kenny in the summer but we got Roy however it was clear how proud he was to be Liverpool manager. It's not going to work and he'll be leaving shortly. Fuck off with the cabbage comments.
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No
 
Lets be fair, i've seen coma sufferers with more tactical nous that roy

and lets be fair again, i've seen hospitalised vegetables with more common sense than roy
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=42344.msg1202256#msg1202256 date=1287607032]
Hey Roy Hodgson, I'm going to do all sorts of dark, dark, sexual shit to your wife.

Roy Hodgson:

Well, I mean, knowing you, I'd expect that perhaps you'd look to cuckold all sorts of men. I mean, it's inevitable that a man can sometimes fall prey to these needs. I mean, who hasn't wanted to fish hook an old woman at gun point and made her dispassionately read old southern racist tracts dispassionately while taking her up the shitter? It's not only my wife who would be at threat, I suppose.

I'm no fool, I understand that you might force me to watch as you shoot ropes of semen down the gullet of my fragile mate. I mean, it's known all over that your stamina, and sexual creativity are peerless, but I'd have to believe that she wouldn't turn away from my shriveled, tired old member. I can't discount that you might giggle with one another as you discuss my feeble attempts to initiate sex, or confide that pee dribbles down my leg occasionally due to my man troubles. I just have to hope that she won't see the appeal in your obvious sexuality and youthful glow. Actually, one could think that perhaps we'll rekindle our love any day now.

Besides, it's a bit premature to speculate really, I mean you're not even aware that she lives at 395 Shelborne lane in...



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Class.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=42344.msg1202203#msg1202203 date=1287605490]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=42344.msg1202198#msg1202198 date=1287605309]
No. Roys a fucking idiot and i'm sick of this stupid media persona he portrays

it's like having fuckin dreamy as the manager
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dreamy is a optimistic, glass half full, kinda guy i.e. the complete opposite of roy.
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That was a couple of weeks ago though. Who knows how dreamy feels now.

We need a new post from him telling us yet again how everything is going to be ok and we must be fucking idiots not to see it.
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=42344.msg1202256#msg1202256 date=1287607032]
Hey Roy Hodgson, I'm going to do all sorts of dark, dark, sexual shit to your wife.

Roy Hodgson:

Well, I mean, knowing you, I'd expect that perhaps you'd look to cuckold all sorts of men. I mean, it's inevitable that a man can sometimes fall prey to these needs. I mean, who hasn't wanted to fish hook an old woman at gun point and make her dispassionately read old southern racist tracts while taking her up the shitter? It's not only my wife who would be at threat, I suppose.

I'm no fool, I understand that you might force me to watch as you shoot ropes of semen down the gullet of my fragile mate. I mean, it's known all over that your stamina, and sexual creativity are peerless, but I'd have to believe that she wouldn't turn away from my shriveled, tired old member. I can't discount that you might giggle with one another as you discuss my feeble attempts to initiate sex, or confide that pee dribbles down my leg occasionally due to my man troubles. I just have to hope that she won't see the appeal in your obvious sexuality and youthful glow. Actually, one could think that perhaps we'll rekindle our love any day now.

Besides, it's a bit premature to speculate really, I mean you're not even aware that she lives at 395 Shelborne lane in...



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Fark - even your jokes are 4 paragraphs long for fucks sake.
 
[quote author=Stulikesdrums link=topic=42344.msg1202214#msg1202214 date=1287605804]
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/20/roy-hodgson-manchester-united-fernando-torres

Here are the quotes.
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I am the only person who can't see the quote: "I think I'd have to say we'd cross that bridge when we come to it." in that article?

Torres will leave, regardless of any phoenix from the flames recovery or new manager, in the summer. He wants to win,and four years is enough for someone who doesn't have any particular allegance. I just hope he plays well, and we can get £50m+ in the summer.

Scum won't buy him, as he is over 26 and won't be a saleable asset in years to come, as is their policy.
 
Berbatov was nearly 28 when the scum signed him.
Anyway i fully expect him to be wearing the blue of Chelsea next season.
At 27 years of age with just a Segunda medal at club level to his name does anybody really see him hanging around?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=42344.msg1202385#msg1202385 date=1287615600]
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=42344.msg1202256#msg1202256 date=1287607032]
Hey Roy Hodgson, I'm going to do all sorts of dark, dark, sexual shit to your wife.

Roy Hodgson:

Well, I mean, knowing you, I'd expect that perhaps you'd look to cuckold all sorts of men. I mean, it's inevitable that a man can sometimes fall prey to these needs. I mean, who hasn't wanted to fish hook an old woman at gun point and make her dispassionately read old southern racist tracts while taking her up the shitter? It's not only my wife who would be at threat, I suppose.

I'm no fool, I understand that you might force me to watch as you shoot ropes of semen down the gullet of my fragile mate. I mean, it's known all over that your stamina, and sexual creativity are peerless, but I'd have to believe that she wouldn't turn away from my shriveled, tired old member. I can't discount that you might giggle with one another as you discuss my feeble attempts to initiate sex, or confide that pee dribbles down my leg occasionally due to my man troubles. I just have to hope that she won't see the appeal in your obvious sexuality and youthful glow. Actually, one could think that perhaps we'll rekindle our love any day now.

Besides, it's a bit premature to speculate really, I mean you're not even aware that she lives at 395 Shelborne lane in...



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Fark - even your jokes are 4 paragraphs long for fucks sake.
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Hahaha. My thoughts exactly.
 
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