Weekends other games

[Frogfish]

........The standard of the meals at Goodison was good in those days, with friendly waitress service.

They were just buttering you up, angling for a transfer across the park.

 

[Molbystwin]

From the very first moment, the atmosphere was delicious. "We don't care what the red shite say", a grown man belts out wearing a Tshirt emblazoned with "LFC 1892 - the afterbirth". The constant smattering of boos, slating of their own players - one fan kept breaking out into a hearty solo of "how shit must we be? They're winning away." Then to watch the fans start to trickle out from the 70th minute onwards, grumbling to themselves. I enjoyed every moment.

My first ever viewing of a big footy game in the top flight wasn't at Anfield it was at Goodison... as it happened one of my best mates at school was a blue and his dad alongside him... they had a spare and offered me the ticket so I went and sat with them...

They played Villa...

They lost 2 nil...

 

[Woland]

 

[manwithnoname]

If that centre-forward was Messi, Ronaldo or Maradona, then maybe.

 

[Woland]

I used to go to Everton loads. My dad used to get tickets off Higsons coz he was a pub manager and they sponsored them. Even when they were dead good their fans used to moan like fuck. I'd be the ten year old kid sat in a smoky pub surrounded by miserable old bastards drinking brown bitter trying to convince me to join them in their pitiful cult. My memories of Goodison always involve fine rain and groans, Anfield, sunshine and cheering.

 

[Modo]

Delusion

 

[Halmeister]

The sound isn't working for me. What has he said?

 

[Frogfish]

The sound isn't working for me. What has he said?

You don't have to win to be a winner.

 

[Modo]

The sound isn't working for me. What has he said?

That his Everton were a decent striker away from winning the title.

 

[manwithnoname]

The sound isn't working for me. What has he said?

The gist of it is that his great friend Fergie, and all the other "elite managers" (like Davie Moyes) often told Davie Moyes that his great Everton side, the PEEEPLE'S CLUB, were a terrific team with terrific players and a terrific style of play, and were only one player (a striker) away from challenging for the title. They really were.

They had players like Distin, Jagielka, Pienaar, Coleman and Arteta, they really did. Terrific.

Of course, as well as that being a joke in itself, many famous internet comedians - such as myself - have speculated that the "one player" would have had to be Maradona/ Pele/ Messi etc in order to turn that shower of cunts and bellend of a manager into title contenders.

 

[Halmeister]

Bahahahahaha. Fucking hell. Surely he was laughed out of the building?

 

[Modo]

What a rocket of a shot by Hojbjerg.
https://streamja.com/7paM

 

[LeTallecWiz]

@Kay Age El scores for Soton today! What a beaut!

 

[Kay Age El]

@Kay Age El scores for Soton today! What a beaut!

He's like a steam locomotive and he's now in motion.. you just wait and see.

 

[Kay Age El]