Watford v Liverpool Match Thread

[Oncy]

Yeah but why is Divock?

 

[Spionkop69]

Frigging fuck nuggets

Can we try and look competent please?

Lower your expectations to avoid further disappointment

 

[FoxForceFive]

Frigging fuck nuggets

Can we try and look competent please?

That's not the Liverpool way.

 

[Mystic]

Matip relieving the pressure like a boss, Origi reapplying it like a cunt.

 

[SummerOnions]

I have no idea what's sarcasm and what's reality in this thread. Have we lost yet?

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[Oncy]

Oh and I suppose hes 17 is he?

 

[FoxForceFive]

I have no idea what's sarcasm and what's reality in this thread. Have we lost yet?

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Is divock reality? Is reality divock?

 

[Fabio]

Kind of happy Origi is off

I just hope studge fancies pressing

 

[Oncy]

We are going to concede Sumo. Its happening. Accept it.

 

[doctor_mac]

I have no idea what's sarcasm and what's reality in this thread. Have we lost yet?

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FK to them.

 

[manwithnoname]

Actually, we DO talk quite a lot about Origi, I don't know what the OP of that thread was on about!

We've talked about him all night:

'He's fucking shite'
'Embarrassing'
'is he supposed to be a striker'
'Fuck off Divot, you useless cunt'

 

[Fabio]

We are going to concede Sumo. Its happening. Accept it.

Yeah, I'm resigned to the when rather than if

 

[Oncy]

Why Divock?

 

[mom]

Is it me or is Akaka massive

 

[manwithnoname]

The Binman on for Lallana.

 

[FoxForceFive]

And Lallana is off. Good call earlier momowasboss

 

[SummerOnions]

Is divock reality? Is reality divock?

I assume this is what Lucas thinks about before he remembers the other team are approaching our box so he hurriedly trips them up

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[Spionkop69]

Yeah, I'm resigned to the when rather than if

That's better.

 

[Fabio]

Fucking klavan.

Arse is defo twitching now

 

[Mystic]

Klavan, throwing on an additional defender, this feels familiar.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I assume this is what Lucas thinks about before he remembers the other team are approaching our box so he hurriedly trips them up

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Nah, he's trying to memorise the pizza order.

 

[doctor_mac]

Come on Daniel lad.

 

[Portly]

We only need to continue being less shit than Watford for another 4 minutes.

 

[Spionkop69]

Klavan, throwing on an additional defender, this feels familiar.

Bournemouth

 

[mom]

Klavan on. That's 1-1 then

 

[FoxForceFive]

Matip showing Origi what a striker should do.

 

[Oncy]

We only need to continue being less shit than Watford for another 4 minutes.

Hahahahaha thats one of the finest posts ive ever seen. The life of a red.

 

[Fabio]

Matip had as many shots on target as origi

Matip is a centre back, and his shot was not from a set piece

Says it all

 

[Kay Age El]

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!









*Just saw the Emre goal again on Twitter.

 

[Spionkop69]

Matip showing Origi what a striker should do.

Score?