Wankered Rooney

[cloggypop]

Who would Everton be dropping for him at the moment?

 

[Judge Jules]

Nobody, if they'd any sense. He's a better player than Kone but Kone's in better form, and Lukaku's way ahead of either.

 

[cloggypop]

Naismith is better than him right now.

 

[manwithnoname]

He'd be welcomed back like a hero, which is understandable, but his best position is the one that Barkley plays, and he isn't better than him.

Mind you, by the time Rooney might be a in a position to leave United, it's possibly that one or more of Lukaku, Delafeu-whatever and Barkley may have left for better things.

 

[Hansern]

Manc mate of mine said the other day that there was a rumour going around that Rooney wants to finish his career at Everton.
Well, the little thats left obvs.

I'd die of laughter if they sell either Barkley or Lukaku and then replace one of them with Rooney.

 

[manwithnoname]

Manc mate of mine said the other day that there was a rumour going around that Rooney wants to finish his career at Everton.
Well, the little thats left obvs.

I'd die of laughter if they sell either Barkley or Lukaku and then replace one of them with Rooney.

Hardly a "rumour" is it?

 

[Hansern]

Hardly a "rumour" is it?

Dont know. I dont pay much attention to Rooney and his thoughts about the future.

 

[Judge Jules]

Rooney has thoughts? Actual thoughts?

 

[Athens]

He must have some thoughts, surely. Chimps can recognise themselves in mirrors, he must be able to think.

 

[Hansern]

His decisions are probably based on what type of pies he'll get served.

"But at Goodison they got that one with......."

 

[Dreambeliever]

They can't really be common place when there is random drug testing.

I think he's just a pisshead who likes kebabs, alot.

Apparently the 'random' drug tests aren't random at all and they are all warned well in advance to be clean for them.

So the story goes anyway

 

[Dreambeliever]

I know a couple of lads who do a couple of hundred quid a week in coke. Whilst not out & out coke heads (they do it weekends then work the week straight headed usually), that's a fair bit.

They're both fat. Like, properly fat. Presumably cos they eat tonnes of shit in the week that cancels out the fact they're not eating all weekend.

My ex housemate was like that and had a pretty good finance job. He was tubby and never looked to be on drugs during the week.

 

[Dreambeliever]

He'd be welcomed back like a hero, which is understandable, but his best position is the one that Barkley plays, and he isn't better than him.

Mind you, by the time Rooney might be a in a position to leave United, it's possibly that one or more of Lukaku, Delafeu-whatever and Barkley may have left for better things.

Pete's cousin Lee who is a huge blue said he's hated at Everton now and would be welcomed back at all.

 

[tombrown]

Pete's cousin Lee just called to my house. He has found a "not" and wondered if maybe you had left it behind.

 

[Woland]

I think this settles his new song