Viera in slap with Anelka

[6TimesaRed]

Brilliant this, Extract from Anelka's Autobiography... Though you really have to feel for Anelka.. A real slap in the face [emoji16]

@Woland gonna love this..

 

[Woland]

Yeah, that happened.

 

[Oliver Twist]

RedNinja continues to scale the heights...

 

[Mystic]

and then everyone clapped.

 

[manwithnoname]

This is.......a new low.

 

[manwithnoname]

He can't actually be this stupid?

 

[6TimesaRed]

Yes of course it's not true..

Tough crowd

 

[gkmacca]

 

[Athens]

and then everyone clapped.

And the penis's name? Albert Einstein.

 

[gkmacca]

And the penis's name? Albert Einstein.

Trivia tea break: Curb Your Enthusiasm's Marty Funkhouser is played by Bob Einstein. His younger brother is Albert Einstein, who uses the stage name Albert Brooks. Albert Brooks has met Viera in New York, but, as far as I know, not his penis.

 

[the count]

Trivia tea break: Curb Your Enthusiasm's Marty Funkhouser is played by Bob Einstein. His younger brother is Albert Einstein, who uses the stage name Albert Brooks. Albert Brooks has met Viera in New York, but, as far as I know, not his penis.

Doesn't he have a brother Frank as well?

 

[gkmacca]

Doesn't he have a brother Frank as well?

He has one nameless relation.

 

[Judge Jules]

Trivia tea break: Curb Your Enthusiasm's Marty Funkhouser is played by Bob Einstein. His younger brother is Albert Einstein, who uses the stage name Albert Brooks. Albert Brooks has met Viera in New York, but, as far as I know, not his penis.

So the rumours are true and Vieira keeps it separately in a safe deposit box?

 

[The Nomad]

Didn't macca write that for KT back in the day?

 

[Athens]

Doesn't he have a brother Frank as well?

I spent too long wondering why people thought Frank Brooks was worthy of a like.

I think I need to get more sleep.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Jesus.

 

[tombrown]

Jesus.

Does he have a 14" lad too?

 

[Rafiagra]

Is that a genuine extract? Its like a letter from Viz.

Even with a 14 inches, how does he whack Anelka in the face - was Anelka bending down or did Viera take a flying leap.

 

[gkmacca]

Is that a genuine extract?

 

[Portly]

As if Anelka would know what a kipper is.

 

[Halmeister]

Well that was a waste of about 40 seconds of my life. Could've had a tug instead.

 

[darkstarexodus]

This is the worst effort at a thread in SCM history. Can anyone find one worse?

 

[juniormember]

This is the worst effort at a thread in SCM history. Can anyone find one worse?

I’m guessing Arn will have started a Klopp out thread.

 

[Athens]

As if Anelka would know what a kipper is.

I dunno, he is French. They would eat anything.

 

[Avmenon]

Well that was a waste of about 40 seconds of my life. Could've had a tug instead.

40 seconds?

Too vigorous 😀

 

[James]

Wtf.

 

[doctor_mac]

What a ridiculous story. What is a known fact however, is that Viera once threw one of his own turds at David Seaman in the dressing room after he spilled an easy shot into the path of an opposing striker.

 

[gkmacca]

What a ridiculous story. What is a known fact however, is that Viera once threw one of his own turds at David Seaman in the dressing room after he spilled an easy shot into the path of an opposing striker.

And Seaman proceeded to weave said turd into his hair to make what became his trademark ponytail. He didn't wash it for 8 years.

 

[tombrown]

Isn't a mixture of Seaman & turd always the result of a good felching session?

 

[Jerry Laser]

And Ljungberg was actually a butch lezzer.....