Torres. 595 minutes for Chelsea and no goals.
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It feels really really really nice watching him not score, dive, play shit and be a bellend in a cunts shirt. The guardian had some stats somewhere that him and dogtwat have "shared 169 minutes on the pitch and exchanged precisely five passes. And one of those, apparently, was for a kick-off." arrrrrrrrrhahahaha!
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44851.msg1311641#msg1311641 date=1302173956]
I feel sorry for Torres.
We failed him and I know for a fact that he'll be a success at Chelsea.
I really want him to achieve his goals of winning the CL and the league.
God knows he wouldn't have won it if he'd stayed.
NOT.
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I was well on my way to calling you the worlds shittist cunt then. Well played.
I feel sorry for Torres.
We failed him and I know for a fact that he'll be a success at Chelsea.
I really want him to achieve his goals of winning the CL and the league.
God knows he wouldn't have won it if he'd stayed.
NOT.
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I was well on my way to calling you the worlds shittist cunt then. Well played.
Same here. I was loading the gun until the last line.
But i still think you're a bellend like.
Edit: I did a wink smiley face at the end there but fuck that it looks well queg. But anyway i mean no arl arse in the bellend comment. The winky smiley was meant to like calm your fear but it just looked really shit. So take these few sentences as a winky wmiley face.
Edit: I did a wink smiley face at the end there but fuck that it looks well queg. But anyway i mean no arl arse in the bellend comment. The winky smiley was meant to like calm your fear but it just looked really shit. So take these few sentences as a winky wmiley face.
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=44851.msg1311650#msg1311650 date=1302174473]
But i still think you're a bellend like.
Edit: I did a wink smiley face at the end there but fuck that it looks well queg. But anyway i mean no arl arse in the bellend comment. The winky smiley was meant to like calm your fear but it just looked really shit. So take these few sentences as a winky wmiley face.
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No need.
But i still think you're a bellend like.
Edit: I did a wink smiley face at the end there but fuck that it looks well queg. But anyway i mean no arl arse in the bellend comment. The winky smiley was meant to like calm your fear but it just looked really shit. So take these few sentences as a winky wmiley face.
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No need.
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
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Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
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Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
Don't mean to hijack this thread but I have to ask,
why isn't he scoring?
I don't for a second believe that he's physically fucked or that he never was as good as it seemed when he played for us.
I had this discussion with my bro last night and he said that Rafa built our attack around Torres and Gerrard. I added that it goes to show how much Gerrard influenced Torres.
If Chelsea wants Torres to start scoring they have to change their formation and they also have to find someone that can play behind him. They do have Benayoun but he isn't good enough. Lampard isn't that type of player.
why isn't he scoring?
I don't for a second believe that he's physically fucked or that he never was as good as it seemed when he played for us.
I had this discussion with my bro last night and he said that Rafa built our attack around Torres and Gerrard. I added that it goes to show how much Gerrard influenced Torres.
If Chelsea wants Torres to start scoring they have to change their formation and they also have to find someone that can play behind him. They do have Benayoun but he isn't good enough. Lampard isn't that type of player.
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
Him and Drogba and Anelka play "Who Has The Best Pout".
Guffaw central.
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
Him and Drogba and Anelka play "Who Has The Best Pout".
Guffaw central.
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311662#msg1311662 date=1302175266]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
Him and Drogba and Anelka play "Who Has The Best Pout".
Guffaw central.
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There's a competition Torres has a chance of winning.
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
Him and Drogba and Anelka play "Who Has The Best Pout".
Guffaw central.
[/quote]
There's a competition Torres has a chance of winning.
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311665#msg1311665 date=1302175434]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311662#msg1311662 date=1302175266]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
Him and Drogba and Anelka play "Who Has The Best Pout".
Guffaw central.
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There's a competition Torres has a chance of winning.
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Given the competition, it'll be seen as affirmative action.
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311662#msg1311662 date=1302175266]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
Him and Drogba and Anelka play "Who Has The Best Pout".
Guffaw central.
[/quote]
There's a competition Torres has a chance of winning.
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Given the competition, it'll be seen as affirmative action.
torres doesn't have to score goals at chelsea. it's assumed he'll score them.
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=44851.msg1311668#msg1311668 date=1302175708]
Torres doesn't have to score goals at chelsea. it's assumed he'll score them.
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Every so often i think abaa that post you did saying "at least chelsea are professional and jokey" and giggle. Good form lad.
Torres doesn't have to score goals at chelsea. it's assumed he'll score them.
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Every so often i think abaa that post you did saying "at least chelsea are professional and jokey" and giggle. Good form lad.
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311667#msg1311667 date=1302175700]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311665#msg1311665 date=1302175434]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311662#msg1311662 date=1302175266]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
Him and Drogba and Anelka play "Who Has The Best Pout".
Guffaw central.
[/quote]
There's a competition Torres has a chance of winning.
[/quote]
Given the competition, it'll be seen as affirmative action.
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Since they're so friendly down there (is it just me, or does Anelka just seem like a really top, approachable bloke?), they'll take turns to win- I can just picture the banter, "you first Nando my old china...", "But surely the turn is yours Didier, good chum" "Its my fucking turn you wank-faced putrid cunt-wallops"
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311665#msg1311665 date=1302175434]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311662#msg1311662 date=1302175266]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
Him and Drogba and Anelka play "Who Has The Best Pout".
Guffaw central.
[/quote]
There's a competition Torres has a chance of winning.
[/quote]
Given the competition, it'll be seen as affirmative action.
[/quote]
Since they're so friendly down there (is it just me, or does Anelka just seem like a really top, approachable bloke?), they'll take turns to win- I can just picture the banter, "you first Nando my old china...", "But surely the turn is yours Didier, good chum" "Its my fucking turn you wank-faced putrid cunt-wallops"
T
the_khl
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[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
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...and watching him go down on his wife.
Lucas would NEVER do that.
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
...and watching him go down on his wife.
Lucas would NEVER do that.
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44851.msg1311659#msg1311659 date=1302175146]
Don't mean to hijack this thread but I have to ask,
why isn't he scoring?
I don't for a second believe that he's physically fucked or that he never was as good as it seemed when he played for us.
I had this discussion with my bro last night and he said that Rafa built our attack around Torres and Gerrard. I added that it goes to show how much Gerrard influenced Torres.
If Chelsea wants Torres to start scoring they have to change their formation and they also have to find someone that can play behind him. They do have Benayoun but he isn't good enough. Lampard isn't that type of player.
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Agreed. I'd add that I suspect Torres is all over the place mentally at the moment. His confidence has been low for a while, and I'm convinced that deep down there's a part of him that didn't want to leave LFC.
Like you I think it's way previous to be writing Torres off. One day a goal will bounce in off his @rse or something and that'll set him off on a scoring run again.
Don't mean to hijack this thread but I have to ask,
why isn't he scoring?
I don't for a second believe that he's physically fucked or that he never was as good as it seemed when he played for us.
I had this discussion with my bro last night and he said that Rafa built our attack around Torres and Gerrard. I added that it goes to show how much Gerrard influenced Torres.
If Chelsea wants Torres to start scoring they have to change their formation and they also have to find someone that can play behind him. They do have Benayoun but he isn't good enough. Lampard isn't that type of player.
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Agreed. I'd add that I suspect Torres is all over the place mentally at the moment. His confidence has been low for a while, and I'm convinced that deep down there's a part of him that didn't want to leave LFC.
Like you I think it's way previous to be writing Torres off. One day a goal will bounce in off his @rse or something and that'll set him off on a scoring run again.
"Hello, IT Support. This is Mark speaking.
How can I help?""I've tried and tried But I can't find the net."
"Oh, dear. Ok let me take a few details. Your name, Sir?"
"Fernando Torres."
😉
How can I help?""I've tried and tried But I can't find the net."
"Oh, dear. Ok let me take a few details. Your name, Sir?"
"Fernando Torres."
😉
He'll start scoring again. Preferably at Old Trafford.
I hope he starts scoring smack the fuckin tit.
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Squiggles
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[quote author=KHL link=topic=44851.msg1311684#msg1311684 date=1302179151]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
...and watching him go down on his wife.
Lucas would NEVER do that.
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Lucas doesn't go down.
Only sideways, sideways, sideways.
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44851.msg1311657#msg1311657 date=1302174980]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44851.msg1311654#msg1311654 date=1302174771]
Torres is alright.
They all laugh and joke at Chelsea.
[/quote]
Its a fucking fun factory down there. Torres knows being wedgied by Terry every day at training is all part of the great fun.
[/quote]
...and watching him go down on his wife.
Lucas would NEVER do that.
[/quote]
Lucas doesn't go down.
Only sideways, sideways, sideways.
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=44851.msg1311701#msg1311701 date=1302181750]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44851.msg1311659#msg1311659 date=1302175146]
Don't mean to hijack this thread but I have to ask,
why isn't he scoring?
I don't for a second believe that he's physically fucked or that he never was as good as it seemed when he played for us.
I had this discussion with my bro last night and he said that Rafa built our attack around Torres and Gerrard. I added that it goes to show how much Gerrard influenced Torres.
If Chelsea wants Torres to start scoring they have to change their formation and they also have to find someone that can play behind him. They do have Benayoun but he isn't good enough. Lampard isn't that type of player.
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Agreed. I'd add that I suspect Torres is all over the place mentally at the moment. His confidence has been low for a while, and I'm convinced that deep down there's a part of him that didn't want to leave LFC.
Like you I think it's way previous to be writing Torres off. One day a goal will bounce in off his @rse or something and that'll set him off on a scoring run again.
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At least we can say we've probably had the best of Torres though, does anyone think he'll ever hit the heights he did in his first season for us?
Class is permanent and everything, but I don't see it.
I do think Chelsea will change their strategy over the Summer though to make him the main (or lone) striker.
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44851.msg1311659#msg1311659 date=1302175146]
Don't mean to hijack this thread but I have to ask,
why isn't he scoring?
I don't for a second believe that he's physically fucked or that he never was as good as it seemed when he played for us.
I had this discussion with my bro last night and he said that Rafa built our attack around Torres and Gerrard. I added that it goes to show how much Gerrard influenced Torres.
If Chelsea wants Torres to start scoring they have to change their formation and they also have to find someone that can play behind him. They do have Benayoun but he isn't good enough. Lampard isn't that type of player.
[/quote]
Agreed. I'd add that I suspect Torres is all over the place mentally at the moment. His confidence has been low for a while, and I'm convinced that deep down there's a part of him that didn't want to leave LFC.
Like you I think it's way previous to be writing Torres off. One day a goal will bounce in off his @rse or something and that'll set him off on a scoring run again.
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At least we can say we've probably had the best of Torres though, does anyone think he'll ever hit the heights he did in his first season for us?
Class is permanent and everything, but I don't see it.
I do think Chelsea will change their strategy over the Summer though to make him the main (or lone) striker.
I think you're right about what the Chavs will do with regard to Torres. If they do it properly, I think it's too soon to say for certain that he won't get back to his best. He's still young enough for sure, there are still a lot of quality players in that squad and they can strengthen further if they have to.
We built our team around him. I'm not convinced that Chelsea will do that - it would require a huge amount of confidence in him not having lost what he once had, and it would probably mean selling Drogba and buying a proper playmaker and completely changing their shape (which they've already done to accommodate him, with disastrous results). I have a feeling he won't be there all that long. The Barca subs' bench awaits.
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=44851.msg1311859#msg1311859 date=1302205749] I'm not convinced that Chelsea will do that - it would require a huge amount of confidence in him not having lost what he once had
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Surely a 50M expenditure is some indication that confidence is there?
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Surely a 50M expenditure is some indication that confidence is there?
[quote author=keniget link=topic=44851.msg1311862#msg1311862 date=1302206350]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=44851.msg1311859#msg1311859 date=1302205749] I'm not convinced that Chelsea will do that - it would require a huge amount of confidence in him not having lost what he once had
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Surely a 50M expenditure is some indication that confidence is there?
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The confidence of the coach or the owner though ?
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=44851.msg1311859#msg1311859 date=1302205749] I'm not convinced that Chelsea will do that - it would require a huge amount of confidence in him not having lost what he once had
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Surely a 50M expenditure is some indication that confidence is there?
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The confidence of the coach or the owner though ?
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