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30. Tase myself
29. Streak in a megachurch
28. Listen to NPR for 24 hours straight
27. Virtually any kind of medical testing
26. Sail around Somalia in a golden boat
25. The Pie Pod
24. Give up the Internet
23. Jalapeno in the ass
22. Vote for the Green Party from now on
21. Spoon with Ricky Martin
20. Eat a cell phone
19. Reenact my entire bar mitzvah
18. Read all of Infinite Jest
17. Gay club in South Beach in just a speedo for an hour
16. Text "ur a whore" to every woman in my phone, including my mom
15. Let Dick Cheney ride me like a horse
14. Wear any hat, no matter how stupid
13. Level 2 or lower STD
12. Learn the banjo
11. Mormonism
10. Make out with a dog
9. Shoot myself in the ankle or heel
8. Never have any form of salmon again
7. Pretend to be a feminist for a week
6. Watch the complete Kevin James 3x in a row
5. Eat two-week old Indian food, in India
4. Lick the sole of Bernie Madoff's foot
3. Gargle wood shavings + vermouth
2. Build a house of K'NEX and use it as shelter for two nights
1. Punch a bald eagle
30. Tase myself
29. Streak in a megachurch
28. Listen to NPR for 24 hours straight
27. Virtually any kind of medical testing
26. Sail around Somalia in a golden boat
25. The Pie Pod
24. Give up the Internet
23. Jalapeno in the ass
22. Vote for the Green Party from now on
21. Spoon with Ricky Martin
20. Eat a cell phone
19. Reenact my entire bar mitzvah
18. Read all of Infinite Jest
17. Gay club in South Beach in just a speedo for an hour
16. Text "ur a whore" to every woman in my phone, including my mom
15. Let Dick Cheney ride me like a horse
14. Wear any hat, no matter how stupid
13. Level 2 or lower STD
12. Learn the banjo
11. Mormonism
10. Make out with a dog
9. Shoot myself in the ankle or heel
8. Never have any form of salmon again
7. Pretend to be a feminist for a week
6. Watch the complete Kevin James 3x in a row
5. Eat two-week old Indian food, in India
4. Lick the sole of Bernie Madoff's foot
3. Gargle wood shavings + vermouth
2. Build a house of K'NEX and use it as shelter for two nights
1. Punch a bald eagle