The players who are meant to be hot poo....

[Oncy]

...but anytime you have ever seen them they have been nothing but actual poo.

Im watching one of my favourites tonight.
Marek Hamsik.
I have never seen this cunt do ANYTHING of note in any game ive watched him in ever.

My other big two would be Balotelli and Ribery who I must be massively unlucky having watched loads and they have both always been pretty fucking shit.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Seconded on Hamsik. I remember we were linked to him once, and when we played them, I was really looking forward to seeing him impress. Turned out a dud.

 

[Halmeister]

Balotelli, Ribery, Cavani have never played well when I've seen them play.

 

[Buddha]

Rooney. Whenever I sit down to watch him for 90 mins he's fat and shit.

 

[doctor_mac]

Hulk. He's. Fucking. Shite.

 

[Oncy]

Yeah good shout.

 

[Hansern]

Marcelo

 

[Oncy]

Ive seen marcelo play well.

 

[HC]

Sahin, kagawa, schweinsteiger

 

[Halmeister]

I've never seen Schweinsteiger have a bad game.

 

[Oncy]

Schweinsteiger!? Are you serious?
Hes brilliant almost every time I see him.

 

[Hansern]

Ive seen marcelo play well.

I've never seen him play well. I've seen Hamsik, Ribery and Cavani play well mind. Several times aswell 😉

 

[Halmeister]

Zlatan would have been top of my list for this up until about 2 years ago.

 

[HC]

Schweinsteiger!? Are you serious?
Hes brilliant almost every time I see him.

Meh, he just looks like the epitome of average. Too often bad players are described as average, when they are just bad. To me, each time ive seen him hes looked middle of the road

 

[Halmeister]

Madness.

El Sharaawy, or however you spell that silly twat's name.

 

[doctor_mac]

Şahin, kagawa, schweinsteiger

Schweinsteiger is fucking ace. Go stand on the naughty step.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Insigne.

 

[tomasjj]

Schweinsteiger was mom in the World Cup final.
Oh...World Cup means fuck all when judging a player...I forgot.

 

[tomasjj]

Wilshere

 

[moneymay81]

Zlatan would have been top of my list for this up until about 2 years ago.

agree was just about to post Zlatan

 

[moneymay81]

Higuan

 

[Fabio]

Agree with the ribery, cavani shouts

Mine is sure to spark a spate of insults

wilshire. Never seen him have a game that even gives the impression he has potential. He's bang average.

 

[moneymay81]

kerlon

 

[Khalido]

Totti.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Cavani for me.

 

[Mersey86]

Seconded on Hamsik. I remember we were linked to him once, and when we played them, I was really looking forward to seeing him impress. Turned out a dud.

That just sounds wrong.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Agree with the ribery, cavani shouts

Mine is sure to spark a spate of insults

wilshire. Never seen him have a game that even gives the impression he has potential. He's bang average.

More or less agreed about Wilshere. Wouldn't say he's bang average, but the way the media goes on about him, you expect someone who walks on water. Then you see him play and he does just that - except he's on all fours and there are floats strapped to his hands and feet.

 

[Ryan]

Ozil.

 

[white-sox]

Pepe. Absolutely rubbish every time I have seen him!

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Lucas