the people v los blancos

[Markeh]

Surprised we don’t have a CL final thread. Dortmund looking good so far…

 

[Markeh]

should really have scored, they’re probably going to regret these chances

 

[rubans]

RM are the luckiest club in the world, game after game. Luck? or quality? I say cheating lucky cnts everytime.

 

[Markeh]

RM are the luckiest club in the world, game after game. Luck? or quality? I say cheating lucky cnts everytime.

i think quality and some luck, maybe the luck dries up tonight

 

[Markeh]

yea they’re so lucky

 

[rubans]

lol, Ademyami is pretty quick. Never realised.

 

[MomoWASright]

RM are the luckiest club in the world, game after game. Luck? or quality? I say cheating lucky cnts everytime.

I fucking hate these cunts. Such a charmed life. When they have no right they end up winning.

We should’ve won 3 under Klopp. Battered Madrid last time out. The first they got away with killing Mo and also Ramos elbowing out shite keeper. Cunt should’ve been off twice.

 

[Markeh]

I fucking hate these cunts. Such a charmed life. When they have no right they end up winning.

We should’ve won 3 under Klopp. Battered Madrid last time out. The first they got away with killing Mo and also Ramos elbowing out shite keeper. Cunt should’ve been off twice.

yea nobody wants madrid to win, i’ll support them though right up until city are out

 

[Beamrider]

Carlo sold his soul to the devil on 26 May 2005. Madrid are winning this, and as per they'll win having been shite for most of the competition.
It is written.
Plus they have "that fucker Courtois" back in goal tonight.
I'll be more than happy to be wrong.

 

[Markeh]

bit embarrassing from the keeper there

 

[Judge Jules]

Dortmund are my German team of choice so I'd want them to win this anyway, and it isn't even because of Jürgen Klopp. When we won the Treble against Alaves at their place their fans turned up in numbers to support us and even sang "YNWA". Come on the Yellow Wall.

 

[MomoWASright]

Look at that yellow!!!! Fuck UEFA.

 

[Markeh]

i’d agree with ally mccoist there, very lucky boy

 

[Markeh]

oh do fuck off referee

 

[MomoWASright]

Cunting ref won’t book Madrid for that.

 

[Markeh]

yellows for any vigorous disagreement

 

[Athens]

Courtois will play another blinder tonight

 

[Markeh]

Courtois will play another blinder tonight

there’s a rumour his parents did a deal with the devil

he told them their son could be one of the best goalies in the world and win loads of trophies

they asked what’s the catch?

he’ll look like a 6 year olds drawing of a man

 

[Beamrider]

there’s a rumour his parents did a deal with the devil

he told them their son could be one of the best goalies in the world and win loads of trophies

they asked what’s the catch?

he’ll look like a 6 year olds drawing of a man

He actually looks remarkably like my nephew.

 

[Markeh]

He actually looks remarkably like my nephew.

is your nephew 6 foot 5?

 

[binomial]

Madrid all over this.

We know how this story ends. Back over to the boxing....

 

[Squiggles]

Dortmund the far better side and creating all the goal scoring opportunities. Naturally this means Real Madrid will be lifting the trophy in an hours time.

 

[rubans]

Mardid winning the CL is like CIty winning the PL for me, it's cheap, predictable and not something a non Madrid fan will ever hold in much regard.
Dortmund winning it would be fantastic but very very unlikely.

 

[Hansern]

That Super Bowl Lenny Kravitz shit before kick off was awful.
Real Madrid will obviously win after getting played off the park.
The ref has been a bit shit.
We’re linked with Schlotterbeck and I really like him.

Oh, and Vini Jr is top 3 unlikeable players.

 

[Markeh]

every cross dortmund have played tonight has been low/flat and never cleared the first defender

 

[Beamrider]

is your nephew 6 foot 5?

Bizarrely enough, yes. But he's definitely not in nets tonight. He's really clumsy. Probably should've swapped him for Thibault the last time we played this shower in the final.

 

[rubans]

I know we are mostly a bit pants in finals and make hard work of, it's been a while since RM played well in a CL final and won.
Was it Macca Final the last time they won and deserved it? They will I'm sure see this out I'm sure some how.

 

[Markeh]

Bizarrely enough, yes. But he's definitely not in nets tonight. He's really clumsy. Probably should've swapped him for Thibault the last time we played this shower in the final.

high centre of gravity and long limbs innit. courtois always looks comedically proportioned to me with a massive wingspan. no offence to your nephew

 

[Hansern]

Bellingham has been really poor

 

[Beamrider]

high centre of gravity and long limbs innit. courtois always looks comedically proportioned to me with a massive wingspan. no offence to your nephew

It's OK, my nephew is a gangly ugly fucker too.