The normal one™

[Squiggles]

What the fuck? What kind of cunt (except for Kanye west himself) would buy that? Is someone accessing the order data and making a kill list? Because they should.

Out current home shirt is a equally overpriced. It looks like it's come out of a Christmas cracker. Cheap, nasty and shite.

 

[Woland]

My mate was in Tenerife at new year and he went to have a game of golf with his son. They got paired with some random German couple, and after they'd introduced etc and were asking who should go first the German dude went 'go ed lad' and Tommy was all like what the fuck, and this German dude said he'd seen some documentary on klopp earlier that week and he'd been explaining some of the idiosyncrasies of scouse and he'd remembered them.

Tommy is a bitter blue, but even he was impressed enough to tell me that shit.