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The next 8…April is the month of games !

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Roughly every 3 to 4 days there’s a game in April ..every one of them important to us..
(hope I’ve not double posted this, or broken any of the other SCM rules or rituals) thought it was good to plan and make sure the goodies are in for the upcoming month ! 😀

 
Roughly every 3 to 4 days there’s a game in April ..every one of them important to us..
(hope I’ve not double posted this, or broken any of the other SCM rules or rituals) thought it was good to plan and make sure the goodies are in for the upcoming month ! 😀


Going through that the toughest games (due to lack of rest and strength of opponent) look like Villa and United (exc. City). Both will be up for us.

3 days to Benfica away after Watford but that could be worse and some players returning from Internationals won't have played (or only a few minutes).
Then a 5 day gap to City (which is about as good as it's going to get at this stage of the season and still in 3 competitions).
3 days to Benfica again but at least that's at Anfield so we should be OK.

Then the tough ones, Villa away just 3 days after Benfica and then United at Anfield after just another 3 days. However then it's a 5 day rest to our home game vs Everton so we will be fine for that one.

Full squad is going to be well used.
 
The only thing you cannot do is to mention the incorrect number of games we could win in April

To do so is to ask for the gods to laugh at us, and oh they will
Nah no chance of that ..don’t wanna upset them gods….😀 It’s a good reminder for me …
 
I think we’ll rotate wisely for Watford & Benfica first leg then full throttle for City, Benfica, Villa & United.
 
The correct number is zero, right?

Wrong. The number is actually a wavefunction of <0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8> with different probabilities attached to each surperposed outcome.

You disbelieving idiots, I know you think it's fate, and the wavefunction will collapse on the day of the games. Not true. Every single thing you do prior to the game doesn't collapse the wavefunction, but it absolutely alters the probability distribution.

Before this thread, the chance of 8 wins was around 8%. Now it is 0%. You want it to be 8% again? One of you will have to die.
 
I know you also think your death is a joke too. Wrong. If memory serves I explained how the universe works to you, Oncy god rest his soul understood, Hal and the doc understood, but few others.

The probabilities don't randomly assign themselves, they follow from the numbers of ways the particles in the universe can be arranged for each corresponding outcome. If you are despondent, expect doom, and then doom happens, there are few particle arrangements corresponding to that in your brain. Think of the depression as an indicator of the limited movement of electrons in your brain, this is the ideal state. If you are in a state of foolish excitement, then we get beat and your brain experiences unimaginable rage and disappointment, the number of particle arrangements for this is countless, and therefore the probability goes up. Don't do it. Because then the only way to bring the number of arrangements down is to kill one of you, so that your electrons no longer move. It's the quickest way to eliminate possible arrangements out of the equation.
 
I will miss you too.

At what point, Dantes, do we have to consider you for sacrifice?

The ultimate triumph (remove the “I” and the “h” for a coded message that points to you), may require the ultimate sacrifice!!!!

Jason will write poems about you, Singlerider will immortalise you in MS Paint and Binny will source a graph or heat map that shows your contribution over numerous threads, all in your honour.

You will be known in hushed terms as “he who can never be woken”.

It is your destiny….
 
I would gladly give my life if the lord demands it, just as I would expect of you. There is no discrimination. I commune regularly with the lord and you will be the first to know if such a demand is made.
 
That's fair. Any competent design engineer would be concerned about the lack of any real world data that the etihad is able to withstand more than a few dozen decibels before its structural integrity fails.
 
Well I dont give a shit we have so many games, if there is one consistent trait about this squad i dont like, its the fact that after a long break they cant seem to do anything right until at least 3 games in. Also, its Ramadan all of April, and these games will help pass the time.
 
Pass the time? Pass the time? Did it not occur to you that Salah, Mane, Keita, Trent seems like he's converted too, Konate, they are all going to be dehydrated and starving for these coming 8 games? Alhamdulillah it's over.
 
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Pass the time? Pass the time? Did it not occur to you that Salah, Mane, Keita, Trent seems like he's converted too, Konate, they are all going to be dehydrated and starving for these coming 8 games? Alhamdulillah it's over.
Most games will be in the evening so they would be unfasted by then. Anyway we have a big squad, so juat use them for like 20mins max.
 
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