The most embarrassing football song ever?

[Woland]

Chelsea FC - Fernando Torres Song

 

[keniget]

Haha, I can't make up my mind whether I hate it or love it.

 

[ankreds]

hahahahahh

 

[Cerberus]

I was dry retching up to the 1:30 mark and then I just couldn't take it anymore. Truly awful. I hope that cunt singing gets the bad aids.

 

[Rafiagra]

typical Chelsea fan. What a fucking tit

 

[monsieurdantes]

[quote author=Cerberus link=topic=44063.msg1278655#msg1278655 date=1296904641]
I was dry retching up to the 1:30 mark and then I just couldn't take it anymore. Truly awful. I hope that cunt singing gets the bad aids.
[/quote]

he picks it up towards the end a little bit

 

[Rosco]

It's brilliant.

 

[Cerberus]

[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=44063.msg1278658#msg1278658 date=1296904727]
[quote author=Cerberus link=topic=44063.msg1278655#msg1278655 date=1296904641]
I was dry retching up to the 1:30 mark and then I just couldn't take it anymore. Truly awful. I hope that cunt singing gets the bad aids.
[/quote]

he picks it up towards the end a little bit
[/quote]

Preposterous!

 

[ankreds]

It's brilliant.


[/quote]

i concur.

 

[monsieurdantes]

poor the torres thinks it is destiny for him to score. but the existence of that song is the true reason he was always destined to go there

 

[Avmenon]

i love it

 

[Vlads Quiff]

I got up to the El Nino Torres shirt and had to turn it off

regards

 

[Avmenon]

No no, you have to finish it,Vlad.

It's embarassing and you'd thi8nk it was a piss-take.

The fact that they're serious shows just what a pathetic club Chelsea is and what jokes they have for fans.

I love it

 

[zlatan18]

[quote author=Avvy link=topic=44063.msg1278674#msg1278674 date=1296906796]
No no, you have to finish it,Vlad.

It's embarassing and you'd thi8nk it was a piss-take.

The fact that they're serious shows just what a pathetic club Chelsea is and what jokes they have for fans.

I love it
[/quote]

This ^^

 

[Woland]

Proof positive that you can't polish a cake.

That our turn is some wop bumder is the icing on the turd.

 

[Squiggles]

Removing the bitterness of the issue, I thought it was pretty light-hearted and amusing.

 

[FoxForceFive]

hahahahaha.

I think it's genius. If Alan Partridge was a Chelsea fan....

 

[Atlas]

He sang it with a Spanish accent.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Atlas link=topic=44063.msg1278707#msg1278707 date=1296911716]
He sang it with a Spanish accent.
[/quote]

So would Alan Partrige if he sang it.

 

[dogboy]

That is genuinely(?) funny, starts off average and at the end it's witty. Especially the bit about waering a Red shirt.

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=Atlas link=topic=44063.msg1278707#msg1278707 date=1296911716]
He sang it with a Spanish accent.
[/quote]

Maybe he is Spanish.

Did you hear about the gay Spanish waiter? Could never let a dago by.

 

[the count]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=44063.msg1278875#msg1278875 date=1296924998]
[quote author=Atlas link=topic=44063.msg1278707#msg1278707 date=1296911716]
He sang it with a Spanish accent.
[/quote]

Maybe he is Spanish.

Did you hear about the gay Spanish waiter? Could never let a dago by.
[/quote]Shakes head, JJ,JJ,JJ

 

[themn]

I didn't want to be the one to tell him.

 

[the count]

[quote author=themn link=topic=44063.msg1278891#msg1278891 date=1296926317]
I didn't want to be the one to tell him.
[/quote] If only he had some friends.

 

[Fox]

Love it especially the calm down bit

Wonder if they will sing that chorus tomorrow

 

[Niall K]

[quote author=Fox link=topic=44063.msg1278899#msg1278899 date=1296926704]
Love it especially the calm down bit

Wonder if they will sing that chorus tomorrow
[/quote]

There is no way the bellends that follow Chelsea will be able to learn a verse in time for tomorrow. It will have to be taught to them slowly

 

[Asbo]

[quote author=Niall K link=topic=44063.msg1278928#msg1278928 date=1296929431]
[quote author=Fox link=topic=44063.msg1278899#msg1278899 date=1296926704]
Love it especially the calm down bit

Wonder if they will sing that chorus tomorrow
[/quote]

There is no way the bellends that follow Chelsea will be able to learn a verse in time for tomorrow. It will have to be taught to them slowly
[/quote]

On Twitter someone said they have printed out songsheets, although I don't know if its 100% true, no doubt some of the away followers will grab one tomorrow if it is.