The cunt factor

[Dirty Sanchez]

I've been watching ice hockey recently and it occurs to me that we are missing/have missed having a complete and utter fucking cunt on our team. (Roy Keane, Eric Cantona, Fellaini, Gattuso that kind of player). In hockey they usually have a goon who puts the fear of god into everyone on the ice and acts as the "enforcer" - effectively policing the game by punching people repeatedly in the face for transgressions against members of their team.
Whilst punching people in the face is not allowed in a football match per se, an aggressive, intimidating player in the middle (said "cunt") is an appealing part of a team that has more balls. And we are severely lacking in the balls department right now.

 

[Zlate]

what we need is Milan lucic from Boston bruins, that should fix us up nicely 🙂

 

[rurikbird]

Don't forget, we have Suarez

 

[Mystic]

I love hockey, however my local team are reigning champions and don't have an enforcer, so your point is mute 🙂

Joking aside, we have badly missed Mascherano since he left.

 

[Der Alte]

Hockey is gay.

I agree we do need some steel in the team. He(/they) doesn't need to be a cunt though. Players like Didi or Sami were as far from a cunt as they come and would be just what we need. For some players being a cunt is kind of a means to be the player they are(if that makes any sense). For example Mascherano wouldn't be the player he is if he wasn't such a cunt.

Anyways in short: we don't need cunts we just need right players.