The Badger
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Lijnders planned to put those in his new book. But after jerking off too much to PAPA, the pages are now all too sticky
It was just too intense for him.
Yep if he can play the Gini role it's something we really missed
Or a protocol droid…
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Curse my metal body… I wasn’t fast enough!!!
(says Fabinho every match)
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Ha, I was thinking of poor 'ol spidey when watching a compilation of badger tits the other day.
I will say one thing though. Spidey was ahead of his time in terms of the need for attacking fullbacks.
3PO would fit in well on this forum, with his tendency to always think we're doomed.
So would R2 - making a series of irate sounding noises that make no sense to anyone other than his mate that thinks we’re doomed.
He made a fuckup early on and didn't let it affect him, good to see
He’s looked so composed. I’ll reserve judgement until he does it over a longer period but at a time where we were falling apart in midfield dare I say he’s been like a new signing.
Very very promising.
Very very promising.
Search your feelings, in a couple of seasons he will become unfathomably shit at footy, you know this to be true my child.
He looks good in that clip because his lack of mass allows him to turn very quickly, scoping out the entire 360 of the pitch, and selecting the best possible pass, effectively emulating what great players do in their heads without having to physically look. Alas, as you know, angular momentum = rest mass x angular velocity, so once the skinny fool is sent to the gym and his mass goes up, well, either his career is getting fucked or the law of conservation of angular momentum is getting falsified.
One of the most epic threads in the illustrious history of this forum.
He actually said he had learnt a lot from Thiago - it's pretty clear that those turns he employs is one thing. And damn he's learnt it well.
True. I think that’s why he’s often compared to Busquets, even though for now he doesn’t quite have the physicality and experience for a true midfield anchor. Long-term though it’s probably his best position.
Physical attributes are very different though.
Gerrard was far quicker, powerful, taller, more aggressive, better long range passing, and a ludicrously powerful right foot when he’d shoot at goal.
Bajcetic is a much calmer, cultured player. My hope is he could model himself on someone like Alonso. He’ll never ever be the freak of nature type player like Gerrard.
Badger reminds me of Gerrard the same way Carvalho reminded a lot of posters of Coutinho when Carvalho signed for us.
He still reminds me of Coutinho. 2021 Coutinho, that is.
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