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The 6CM Stiffs Sweepstake

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[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=4619.msg327221#msg327221 date=1185825233]
Richey, we're 6-8 points ahead mid-way through a third term. We've taken the country into the most controversial war Britain has ever fought and our previous leader was investigated by police while his deputy went around the country shagging and hitting people. And yet we're on course to increase our majority. Just how much worse can it get for you guys?
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Things could look better, and a few months ago things DID look better. When the Tories kicked arse in the local elections in May for example. And that just shows how things can and do change very quickly.

If you look at some polls from June for example Labour were struggling to get an overall majority.
 
[quote author=vantage link=topic=4619.msg327229#msg327229 date=1185825599]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=4619.msg327203#msg327203 date=1185824126]

Cos your party doesn't spend money on guns, or nurses, or coppers, or doctors, it spends them on administrators who clearly can't administrate as we had no guns that workee.

Shortly we will have our Eurofighters which we wont be able to use for another 5 years as we can't fit any weapons to them!!!!!!!!!!1
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Do you have an answer for this, then?
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I do. We now have more nurses, doctors and coppers than ever before. And still your lot vote against every wave of new investment we propose.
 
[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=4619.msg327236#msg327236 date=1185825817]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=4619.msg327229#msg327229 date=1185825599]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=4619.msg327203#msg327203 date=1185824126]

Cos your party doesn't spend money on guns, or nurses, or coppers, or doctors, it spends them on administrators who clearly can't administrate as we had no guns that workee.

Shortly we will have our Eurofighters which we wont be able to use for another 5 years as we can't fit any weapons to them!!!!!!!!!!1
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Do you have an answer for this, then?
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I do. We now have more nurses, doctors and coppers than ever before. And still your lot vote against every wave of new investment we propose.
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So why are hospitals closing, there's more crime and we can't even but basic guns for our troops? Let alone spend billions on planes that we cannot arm?
 
No they're not. No it isn't. Yes we are. And why do you want all of these beefed up planes if every time we deploy them you lot jump on the latest bandwagon and denounce our endeavour as illegal?
 
[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=4619.msg327245#msg327245 date=1185826440]
No they're not. No it isn't. Yes we are. And why do you want all of these beefed up planes if every time we deploy them you lot jump on the latest bandwagon and denounce our endeavour as illegal?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I f we're gonna spend shitloads on planes, which we have done, it would be jolly nice if they were actually able to be combat ready within 5 minutes, let alone 5 years!
 
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[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=4619.msg327245#msg327245 date=1185826440]
No they're not. No it isn't. Yes we are. And why do you want all of these beefed up planes if every time we deploy them you lot jump on the latest bandwagon and denounce our endeavour as illegal?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I f we're gonna spend shitloads on planes, which we have done, it would be jolly nice if they were actually able to be combat ready within 5 minutes, let alone 5 years!
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Hang on, your lot scoffed when Tony said Saddam could be ready to strike in 45 minutes and now you want planes that can go in 5. I'm as confused as crackhead Cameron.
 
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[quote author=vantage link=topic=4619.msg327254#msg327254 date=1185826803]
[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=4619.msg327245#msg327245 date=1185826440]
No they're not. No it isn't. Yes we are. And why do you want all of these beefed up planes if every time we deploy them you lot jump on the latest bandwagon and denounce our endeavour as illegal?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I f we're gonna spend shitloads on planes, which we have done, it would be jolly nice if they were actually able to be combat ready within 5 minutes, let alone 5 years!
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Hang on, your lot scoffed when Tony said Saddam could be ready to strike in 45 minutes and now you want planes that can go in 5. I'm as confused as crackhead Cameron.
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But surely that was because Saddam didn't actually have anything to strike with?
 
[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=4619.msg327563#msg327563 date=1185873688]
[quote author=vantage link=topic=4619.msg327254#msg327254 date=1185826803]
[quote author=leftpeg link=topic=4619.msg327245#msg327245 date=1185826440]
No they're not. No it isn't. Yes we are. And why do you want all of these beefed up planes if every time we deploy them you lot jump on the latest bandwagon and denounce our endeavour as illegal?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I f we're gonna spend shitloads on planes, which we have done, it would be jolly nice if they were actually able to be combat ready within 5 minutes, let alone 5 years!
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Hang on, your lot scoffed when Tony said Saddam could be ready to strike in 45 minutes and now you want planes that can go in 5. I'm as confused as crackhead Cameron.
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I think you'll find that the RAF are keen to have planes that can actually work when called upon. Stop changing the subject!

Oh.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=4619.msg331564#msg331564 date=1186329516]
Looks like Ronnie is on his last legs.

*Rubs hands together*

Come on you beauty, do Sheiky proud.
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What do you know mate?
 
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[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=4619.msg331564#msg331564 date=1186329516]
Looks like Ronnie is on his last legs.

*Rubs hands together*

Come on you beauty, do Sheiky proud.
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What do you know mate?
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I glanced an article in someone's paper on the plane today. The title read "Ronnie Biggs draws closer to death". I couldn't see what paper it was though.
 
You sure it didn't say 'Margaret Thatcher draws closer to long and painful death'?

Go on, just humour me...
 
I've been meaning to mention this for a couple of days. One night last week, I had a dream that Bruce Forsyth had died. WHich would of course mean that Oncy would be our winner.
 
[quote author=Richey link=topic=4619.msg339148#msg339148 date=1187077094]
I think they will all last the year
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In which case, we'll have a rollover.
 
Train robber Ronnie Biggs, who is desperately ill, could soon be freed from prison to spend his final days with his family.

The 77-year-old is partially paralysed and can barely speak after suffering several strokes.

In the last month he has been moved to Norwich Prison, a lower security jail - and his lawyers said now wants to spend his remaining time with his family.

His son Michael told Sky News that his father 'absolutely fulfils' the Ministry of Justice criteria for release.

"He cannot walk. He cannot talk. He can't read or write. He can't even eat or drink. He gets fed by a tube that's inserted into his stomach.

"He clearly represents no danger to society whatsoever," he said.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=4619.msg365145#msg365145 date=1189844194]
This is the shittest dead pool game ever, i cant believe no one has karked it yet.


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Just think of the excitement if we get a rollover though.
 
Do you think that when you get your stiff that you might actually feel a bit empty in the victory? You know what i mean? I'm sure some of you have kind of built an attachment with your stiffs, and might feel a bit hollow inside when they die. Just a thought (i don't count Lefty in this sentiment obv).
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=4619.msg365637#msg365637 date=1189892763]
Do you think that when you get your stiff that you might actually feel a bit empty in the victory? You know what i mean? I'm sure some of you have kind of built an attachment with your stiffs, and might feel a bit hollow inside when they die. Just a thought (i don't count Lefty in this sentiment obv).
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I imagine there are a few in the list that very few peope will be shedding any tears for
 
Ive got an idea, how about a sweep of the next celeb to have a home movie released?

Although thats a tad sleazy!
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=4619.msg365964#msg365964 date=1189977911]
Is it too late to join in?
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There could be a few of the originals up for grabs again now. Not sure if they have been re-taken (I know Thatcher was)
 
[quote author=Richey link=topic=4619.msg366089#msg366089 date=1190018121]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=4619.msg365964#msg365964 date=1189977911]
Is it too late to join in?
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There could be a few of the originals up for grabs again now. Not sure if they have been re-taken (I know Thatcher was)
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I'd like Fidel Castro if possible.
 
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=4619.msg366143#msg366143 date=1190023435]
What does Ross know that we dont?
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I know that people would have gone mad had I picked Madeleine McCann, so I went were Castro instead.
 
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