Swansea Vs Liverpool Match Thread

[FoxForceFive]

The way sky slide the teams on piece by piece on those graphics with that swoosh sound effect really pisses me off.

 

[Piedro]

You have to score Mane.

Just the one will do for now

 

[manwithnoname]

'Of course, no Coutinho any more for Liverpool...'

Come on, you're DESPERATE to say it

 

[Dreambeliever]

Yeah he's turned loads of these games round......
Nottt

Er what?

We've only lost 1 game of our last 9 where we have trailed by a single goal at halftime.

We've won 4, drawn 4 and lost 1.

 

[Shadey]

This is Swansea ffs

 

[FoxForceFive]

Mane's tracking back there was impressive.

His tackling, less so, but top marks for trying & buying the defence a second or two.

 

[Ryan]

Come from behind wins when you're not playing well are the best anyway.

Stick with me here.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Er what?

We've only lost 1 game of our last 9 where we have trailed by a single goal at halftime.

We've won 4, drawn 4 and lost 1.

Yeah, his ability to turn a game at half time is very impressive. It also makes his inability to make in play changes so often very puzzling.

 

[Ryan]

Hook Wijnaldum, put Ox wide right to stretch things, and stick Lallana in the middle.

 

[The Nomad]

Come from behind wins when you're not playing well are the best anyway.

Stick with me here.

Thats us fucked then.

 

[Ryan]

Absolute fucking certainty that Klopp blames the pitch if we lose too.

 

[gene hughes]

Matip is like a black Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[manwithnoname]

Matip is like a black Napoleon Dynamite.

Hahahaha

 

[Skullflower]

Come from behind wins when you're not playing well are the best anyway.

Stick with me here.

You've been well off since you had a kid

 

[Ryan]

I see we're doing that trick of actually playing worse in the second half than in the first, just to compound the shock of how great this win is going to be. Nice.

 

[Bradley]

Matip is like a black Napoleon Dynamite.

He has many skills.

 

[Markeh]

It is a shit pitch

Matip needs to watch himself

 

[Ryan]

You've been well off since you had a kid

True.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Salah having of those games

 

[Dreambeliever]

Yeah, his ability to turn a game at half time is very impressive. It also makes his inability to make in play changes so often very puzzling.

Exactly this.

 

[manwithnoname]

Lallana will be on shortly. Well 70 minutes

 

[Woland]

What even is a Wijnaldum?

 

[Oncy]

Er what?

We've only lost 1 game of our last 9 where we have trailed by a single goal at halftime.

We've won 4, drawn 4 and lost 1.

Wow. I stand corrected.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Klopp is fucking befuddled here.

He is just wearing a look of utter confusion.

I don't blame him.

Most of this side just took apart City last week & are now struggling to pass it into space or control the ball against the team sitting bottom of the league.

 

[doctor_mac]

That was better play there.

 

[gene hughes]

Vaginaldum.

 

[Ryan]

Use your right foot you irn-bru drinking cock!

 

[manwithnoname]

Wow. I stand corrected.

By Dreamy. That's like being corrected TWICE

 

[hmmmmm1]

Poor ball Robertson. Creating some decent link up play

 

[Dreambeliever]

Wow. I stand corrected.

Sadly it looks more likely to be a 4-4-2 stat after tonights game.