Super Mario

[Skullflower]

Yes, yes, yes. But will he cut it at Stoke on a cold winters night...

 

[Spionkop69]

Excellent. He can sign then.

 

[Markeh]

well the medicals out of the way

 

[SummerOnions]

Theres more quiffs here than in the entire decade of the 1980s

 

[nealmac]

100% getting a Mario shirt. The last one I got has Carroll on the back, the one before has Cisse.

Fingers crossed he can live up to the hype, and if he's a bit cack on the pitch at least he'll entertain us off it!

3rd time lucky, eh?

 

[ILD]

Swagotelli lads?

 

[kingjulian]

*Walks in*

*Looks at Themn*

*looks at the floor all dejected and shit*

*Bursts into sprint, massive beaming smile on his face*


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Just hold me SCB.

Why would Standard Chartered Bank hold you?

 

[Markeh]

Why would Standard Chartered Bank hold you?

it's his super chocolate bear...

 

[mark1975]

Yeah, good old Mario! He's practically volunteering. Still, I suppose less money for fireworks is a good thing.

Smaller fireworks? Is this like the difference between the ones on LOTR and the ones on Harry Potter?

 

[mark1975]

Mario's going to be fucking BOSS. You know he is, stop lying to yourselves, even Skully reckons this is good shit.

 

[Ryan]

Fucking brilliant having themn back btw. In my top 5 6CM posters ever.

That's a big call right there. I'm not sure you've thought that through Doc, in fact you're getting waaaay caught in the excitement.

 

[Ryan]

Swagotelli lads?

Pffft, get the fuck out of the way Dave...

*waitforit*

...

Ballertelli.

 

[Ryan]

^^^^^^^^

 

[Ryan]

Mods.

Lock the fucking thread.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Swagotelli lads?

Bahahahahaha that is gold

 

[Lastboyscout]

Reminds me Gerrard's volley vs Borough

 

[RedZeppelin III]

so what is the general consensus on what his role might be ? will he and sturridge play alot together , switching positions like suarez and sturridge did or ?

i wonder if he'll need to change his style a bit , we're all about being explosive and fast moving , he seems to like putting his foot on the ball.

 

[Whirly]

Swagotelli lads?

I may or may not purchase a custom Swagotelli kit.

 

[Y1]

Bart o lol li

 

[FoxForceFive]

Neville Southall is glad Balotelli hasn't signed for Everton.

He wouldn't want him playing there in a million years apparently.

Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Like Everton would ever be in a position to turn the likes of Balotelli down.

 

[Oncy]

Ballertelli
Swagotelli

Beautiful work men.

 

[YNWA]

Interesting interview given by Mario's agent to Italian newspaper. Excerpts courtesy @mario_aquilina

-Raiola interview this morning on Corriere 1: #LFC have been interested in Balotelli for 3 months. Offer only came this week
- I wanted Balotelli to move to a team where he's not expected to be a leader. Gerrard will help
- At his age, if Balotelli fails at #LFC, his career at elite level is over
- Balotelli deal will be finalized on Monday or Tuesday. Many little details still to conclude
- It's not true that Balotelli has special behavior clauses. His contract is like everybody else's (does not deny bonus)
- #LFC only English team after Balotelli. I wanted him away from Italy, from press, pressure, expectations
- He needs to feel free to score goals and play well. Fullstop. No burdens of leadership like at Milan
- He can be important at #LFC but will be protected. He better not fail.

 

[Roopy]

My 2 favourite Mario goals from last season.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

What a fucking strike that first one is.

 

[gkmacca]

- #LFC only English team after Balotelli. I wanted him away from Italy, from press, pressure, expectations

I guess one out of four ain't bad.

 

[Delinquent]

What a fucking strike that first one is.

It was quifftastic, wasn't it?

 

[red_maradona]

What a signing. Seeing arsenal fans crying makes it a bit sweeter too.

 

[doctor_mac]

So why, when we've agreed deals with Milan, his agent, and Mario, he's had a medical, why are we expecting to wait until Tuesday before the signing is concluded? Lets do this now before we all fucking sober up!

 

[doctor_mac]

Li

What a signing. Seeing arsenal fans crying makes it a bit sweeter too.

linky?

 

[Hansern]

Mario's going to be fucking BOSS. You know he is, stop lying to yourselves, even Skully reckons this is good shit.

And Dreamy is against it. The signs are good!