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[LeTallecWiz]

Liverpool tipped to make €18m bid for Mario Balotelli [Corriere dello Sport]

Balotelli's best football was @ Inter when Mourinho was managing him ...

I don't know if this is a smart move - but he is a handful when he's motivated and if Rodgers can manage to get him motivated, he will be a 15-20 goal scorer.

 

[cloggypop]

Chris Bascombe @_ChrisBascombe · Aug 2
Despite polite pre-match words from Rodgers, LFC have no interest in Balotelli. None. Zilch. Zero. Nil… much to relief of their PR staff…

 

[Frogfish]

Chris Bascombe @_ChrisBascombe · Aug 2
Despite polite pre-match words from Rodgers, LFC have no interest in Balotelli. None. Zilch. Zero. Nil… much to relief of their PR staff…

48 hours ago ....... that's a lifetime in the transfer season !

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Chris Bascombe @_ChrisBascombe · Aug 2
Despite polite pre-match words from Rodgers, LFC have no interest in Balotelli. None. Zilch. Zero. Nil… much to relief of their PR staff…

Sign Bony and Balotelli ... Balotelli Bonied that one! What a Bony Balotelli ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOH ** GOOOOOAL **

 

[cloggypop]

Nah they both only score headers and penalties.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Nah they both only score headers and penalties.

Balotelli bony head?

 

[cloggypop]

Balotelli bony head?

Balony?

 

[red_maradona]

23, world class potential, Brendan has track record of getting best out of talented but ill-disciplined players, good re-sale value, costs almost half of lukaku, what's not to like?

 

[cloggypop]

He is fucking bonkers and can not even dress himself.

 

[Mors]

If anyone could ever sort out Balotelli, he'd be brilliant. Wonderfully skilled player. But if Mourinho couldn't get it out of him, I'm not sure who can.

 

[Oncy]

He is wank. And we dont sign players like this. All summer ive been telling you this.
Now stop.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

STOP! In the name of love.

 

[Red Bird]

If anyone could ever sort out Balotelli, he'd be brilliant. Wonderfully skilled player. But if Mourinho couldn't get it out of him, I'm not sure who can.

Not implying that we ought to buy him, Mourinho is not very good at working with difficult characters; if he was, he would have managed Lukaku and his ego.

 

[Shadey]

Balony?

Bonitelli

 

[Hansern]

Both the Echo and Bascombe has denied any interest from us.

Fantastic talent but bonkers as hell. Wont happen.

 

[Hansern]

@TheBibTheorists: Rodgers: “I can categorically tell you that Mario Balotelli won’t be at #LFC."

 

[Shadey]

@empireofthekop: Brendan is puzzled how Balotelli got linked to #LFC

 

[6TimesaRed]

@TheBibTheorists: Rodgers: “I can categorically tell you that Mario Balotelli won’t be at #LFC."

That puts that to bed then

 

[Oncy]

@TheBibTheorists: Rodgers: “I can categorically tell you that Mario Balotelli won’t be at #LFC."

Didnt I fuckin tell you all that weeks ago?
Fucking cunts.

 

[6TimesaRed]

@TheBibTheorists: Rodgers: "We have enough strength upfront to cope, we will re-assess options again in Jan" 😀

 

[FoxForceFive]

@TheBibTheorists: Rodgers: "We have enough strength upfront to cope, we will re-assess options again in Jan"

He best be fucking shitting us so we can grab a striker without the media attention.

This must be a bit like the feeling arsenal fans have had recently. Only I'm not feeling like a giant fucking cunt as well.

 

[Shadey]

@TheBibTheorists: Rodgers: "We have enough strength upfront to cope, we will re-assess options again in Jan" 😀

Did you make this up ninge???

 

[Gary25]

@TheBibTheorists: Rodgers: "We have enough strength upfront to cope, we will re-assess options again in Jan" 😀

Haha

 

[6TimesaRed]

He best be fucking shitting us so we can grab a striker without the media attention.

This must be a bit like the feeling arsenal fans have had recently. Only I'm not feeling like a giant fucking cunt as well.

 

[Hansern]

Hahaha

 

[FoxForceFive]

You fucking fucker jono!

*Rips hook from cheek & spits it on the floor*

 

[Squiggles]

Fingers crossed!

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm feeling like a giant cunt now like...

 

[Frogfish]

@TheBibTheorists: Rodgers: "We have enough strength upfront to cope, we will re-assess options again in Jan" 😀

Ah-ha ! So this means @TheBibTheorists are not a credible source then. 😀

 

[6TimesaRed]

I'm feeling like a giant cunt now like...

*chuckles to ones self*

That being said I am worried about the striker situation to the point where I envisage those words being said at some point