Summer Rumor Thread (NSFR)

[Bradley]

Probably about to be a tone of transfers as panic sets in at Everton, Spurs, Arsenal and Chelsea.

Good luck with that lads.

 

[Frogfish]

Shaqiri close to joining Stoke for 12 mill.
Apperantly turned down Everton.

Obviously he couldn't bear living in the city knowing he could have been playing across the other side of Stanley Park.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Dwight Gayle from Palace to Bristol City for 6m mooted; clubs agreed fee.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Poor Joseph. West Ham fans done a Liverpool and scuppered a move:

West Ham have withdrawn their interest in Joey Barton after their fans made clear their displeasure at any potential deal.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/11/west-ham-joey-barton-deal-protests-supporters

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Poor Joseph. West Ham fans done a Liverpool and scuppered a move:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/11/west-ham-joey-barton-deal-protests-supporters

 

[keniget]

Is he interviewing himself noe

 

[Mystic]

My god he is such a transparent cunt.

 

[Hansern]

Marca and a few French newspapers reporting that we're interested in Thiago Motta if Lucas leaves.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Marca and a few French newspapers reporting that we're interested in Thiago Motta if Lucas leaves.

Do not want. He's 32 and will cost mucho dinero in wages.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Sakho (the West Ham one) arrested on suspicion of domestic assault:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/12/west-ham-diafra-sakho-arrested-suspicion-assault

 

[Rosco]

That's not a rumour

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Dunno where else to put it and don't think it's new thread worthy.

Well, I guess I'll start the rumour to round it up - we've talked to them about selling them Balotelli and Borini as a replacement if needed. 😉

 

[Rosco]

Post a new thread.

LTW really wanted a rumours thread, and it's fucking shit. Leave it for the dopes to post twitter shite in.

If it's not threadworthy it'll get no replies and disappear, it's no big deal.

 

[Frogfish]

Dunno where else to put it and don't think it's new thread worthy.

Probably need a Random Shite thread .... oh my bad.

 

[Hansern]

Probably need a Random Shite thread .... oh my bad.

Hahaha!

 

[Rosco]

You lazy cunts would never start one anyway.

Mystic, Froggie and Hansern. The forums Larry, Curly and Moe

 

[Mystic]

You lazy cunts would never start one anyway.

Mystic, Froggie and Hansern. The forums Larry, Curly and Moe

You're adorable.

 

[cloggypop]

Can I be Iggy?

 

[Mors]

Saints to sign Romeu from chelski

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Mancs to sign Otamendi from Valencia (and probably ship Evans to Blueshite, which means Stones to CHavski)

 

[Mystic]

Mancs to sign Otamendi from Valencia (and probably ship Evans to Blueshite, which means Stones to CHavski)

Damn, he'll improve them right?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Damn, he'll improve them right?

I thought Rojo too wuold, but he turned out shite ... So here's hoping.

 

[Woland]

I was really hoping Joey Barton was gonna get decapitated at the end of that video. I feel like I wasted a minute getting myself hard now.

 

[gene hughes]

I was really hoping Joey Barton was gonna get decapitated at the end of that video. I feel like I wasted a minute getting myself hard now.

A full minute?

 

[Mors]

Mancs to sign Otamendi from Valencia (and probably ship Evans to Blueshite, which means Stones to CHavski)

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ter-united-not-interested-in-nicolas-otamendi

 

[superchimp]

Sunday telegraph again linking us with Kovacic.

Probably lazy journalism again but would love this to be true....

 

[superchimp]

Now reports saying he's close to joining Madrid!

Possibly making room for Illaramendi to us?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ter-united-not-interested-in-nicolas-otamendi

He's missing in training today, and supposedly won't play any games as he wants to move to Manchester (City or UNited)

 

[Ryan]

Kovacic to Real Mardid for 32M euro.

Mental.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Kovacic to Real Mardid for 32M euro.

Mental.

I put in the other post - but they'll probably replace him with lucas for 8-10 million, and we'll spend that on getting Illarmendi.