Two things:
Can someone point out the sniper at Goodison that caused a six feet five inch 14 stone defender to leap 2 feet in the air on to his back?
Has anybody noticed how many people have made it their business to scrutinise every second Suarez is on a football pitch?
Nothing remotely sensational about a challenge made hundreds of times all over the country at all levels.
Sack the evil Suarez.
That's four things.