Stewart, the red-shirted winger,
had a very shitty shot.
And if you ever saw him,
he would even say so what.
All of the other players,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Stewart,
join in any training games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Kenny came to say:
"Stewart with your shot so shite,
won't you guide my reserves tonight?"
There all the players loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Stewart the red-shirted winger,
you'll go down in history!