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Spearing being groomed as a Masher-type destroyer

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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075429#msg1075429 date=1269350909]
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=36433.msg1075425#msg1075425 date=1269350553]
Than Zola?
[/quote]

Than anyone. He's the smallest professional footballer ever. He's a dwarf. A pygmy. A fucking Time Bandit. His kit is so small it has to be specially-manufactured using an electron microscope. If he was any more tiny, he'd be in danger of getting knocked off the ball by a fucking quark.
[/quote]

'A fucking Time-bandit'... hahaha...
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075431#msg1075431 date=1269351149]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075414#msg1075414 date=1269349580]
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=36433.msg1075407#msg1075407 date=1269348794]
Spearing's gone out on loan to Leicester City
[/quote]

Hate to be sizeist, and I know Masher is no giant, but until you see Spearo play live, in the flesh, it is impossible to believe just how fuckin small he is.

He looks like a mascot.
[/quote]

I bumped into Mascher in Tesco's the other day, he was not as small as I expected he was going to be.


regards
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He is nearly 5'9", doesn't look it does he

regards
 
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=36433.msg1075434#msg1075434 date=1269351380]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075429#msg1075429 date=1269350909]
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=36433.msg1075425#msg1075425 date=1269350553]
Than Zola?
[/quote]

Than anyone. He's the smallest professional footballer ever. He's a dwarf. A pygmy. A fucking Time Bandit. His kit is so small it has to be specially-manufactured using an electron microscope. If he was any more tiny, he'd be in danger of getting knocked off the ball by a fucking quark.
[/quote]

'A fucking Time-bandit'... hahaha...
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He's a hard bastard though.
angry_dwarf.jpg
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075436#msg1075436 date=1269351445]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075431#msg1075431 date=1269351149]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075414#msg1075414 date=1269349580]
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=36433.msg1075407#msg1075407 date=1269348794]
Spearing's gone out on loan to Leicester City
[/quote]

Hate to be sizeist, and I know Masher is no giant, but until you see Spearo play live, in the flesh, it is impossible to believe just how fuckin small he is.

He looks like a mascot.
[/quote]

I bumped into Mascher in Tesco's the other day, he was not as small as I expected he was going to be.


regards
[/quote]

He is nearly 5'9", doesn't look it does he

regards
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Don't know what amazes me the most.

That he's shopping in Tesco or that he's actually not that small.

Tesco's somekind of Wall-Mart-Supermarket-thingy right? Would've thought they had people buying their groceries for them. Or at least Lucas.
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075431#msg1075431 date=1269351149]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075414#msg1075414 date=1269349580]
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=36433.msg1075407#msg1075407 date=1269348794]
Spearing's gone out on loan to Leicester City
[/quote]

Hate to be sizeist, and I know Masher is no giant, but until you see Spearo play live, in the flesh, it is impossible to believe just how fuckin small he is.

He looks like a mascot.
[/quote]

I bumped into Mascher in Tesco's the other day, he was not as small as I expected he was going to be.


regards
[/quote]

What was in his trolley Vlad?
 
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=36433.msg1075442#msg1075442 date=1269351680]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075436#msg1075436 date=1269351445]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075431#msg1075431 date=1269351149]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075414#msg1075414 date=1269349580]
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=36433.msg1075407#msg1075407 date=1269348794]
Spearing's gone out on loan to Leicester City
[/quote]

Hate to be sizeist, and I know Masher is no giant, but until you see Spearo play live, in the flesh, it is impossible to believe just how fuckin small he is.

He looks like a mascot.
[/quote]

I bumped into Mascher in Tesco's the other day, he was not as small as I expected he was going to be.


regards
[/quote]

He is nearly 5'9", doesn't look it does he

regards
[/quote]
Don't know what amazes me the most.

That he's shopping in Tesco or that he's actually not that small.

Tesco's somekind of Wall-Mart-Supermarket-thingy right? Would've thought they had people buying their groceries for them. Or at least Lucas.
[/quote]Yes, it's a supermarket in Mossley Hill, a Liverpool suburb,the following can be seen in there at various times , Mascher is usually with his wife and child.


Mascher
Lucas
Agger
Maxi
Aualani
Aurelio
Skrtel
Dirk
Torres (well, once at least)
Pepe
Sami was a regular too, but Diouf was the biggest customer,

A VQ Junior works there part time

regards
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=36433.msg1075475#msg1075475 date=1269361441]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075431#msg1075431 date=1269351149]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075414#msg1075414 date=1269349580]
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=36433.msg1075407#msg1075407 date=1269348794]
Spearing's gone out on loan to Leicester City
[/quote]

Hate to be sizeist, and I know Masher is no giant, but until you see Spearo play live, in the flesh, it is impossible to believe just how fuckin small he is.

He looks like a mascot.
[/quote]

I bumped into Mascher in Tesco's the other day, he was not as small as I expected he was going to be.


regards
[/quote]

What was in his trolley Vlad?
[/quote]

I didn't notice too much Gene, apart from his small child but I did see : Lots of raw steak, a set of new boleadoras , a poster of General Galtieri, the sound track of a Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, I can't recall the name of and some beans

regards
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075486#msg1075486 date=1269363407]
I wonder what's in Lucarse's weekly shop?


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Bought the lot.........

regards
 
I saw Henchoz the other week in town. His sunglasses (in the middle of winter) were fucking huge and obscured most of his face. StGeorge, have your fill.
 
You get loads of the footballers in that Tesco. I've seen quite a few in there.

One of my mates used to work on the tills and he said Reina came to his till once with a giant tub of durex lube.
 
Given how small and young he looks, it's come of no surprise that he's being groomed.
 
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=36433.msg1075513#msg1075513 date=1269368829]
You get loads of the footballers in that Tesco. I've seen quite a few in there.

One of my mates used to work on the tills and he said Reina came to his till once with a giant tub of durex lube.
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Probably got that for Insua.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075486#msg1075486 date=1269363407]
I wonder what's in Lucarse's weekly shop?


[/quote]

Ambrosia.
 
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=36433.msg1075662#msg1075662 date=1269385640]
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=36433.msg1075513#msg1075513 date=1269368829]
You get loads of the footballers in that Tesco. I've seen quite a few in there.

One of my mates used to work on the tills and he said Reina came to his till once with a giant tub of durex lube.
[/quote]
Probably got that for Insua.
[/quote]

To ease the pain from his weekly raping?
 
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=36433.msg1075513#msg1075513 date=1269368829]
You get loads of the footballers in that Tesco. I've seen quite a few in there.

One of my mates used to work on the tills and he said Reina came to his till once with a giant tub of durex lube.
[/quote]

or more likely Mr Kuyt and Mr Levia forgot to pick it up


regards
 
Good move for Jay

Liverpool youngster Jay Spearing has joined Leicester on loan until the end of the season.

As revealed by skysports.com earlier this week Leicester have agreed a deal to take the highly-rated midfielder on loan.

The 21-year-old midfielder has found first-team opportunities hard to come by at Anfield, but is held in high regard by the Reds.

It is felt that his development would be greater served by taking in a spell away from Merseyside.

As a result, Spearing will now see out the remainder of the 2009/10 campaign at the Walkers Stadium, as the Foxes attempt to secure promotion out of the Championship.

"Jay is a great signing for the team, a player that should be a big help to us between now and the end of the season," Leicester chairman Milan Mandaric told his club's official website.

"We have been trying to do everything we can to ensure that we have the best chance possible of succeeding in this division."

Spearing made his Liverpool debut in a UEFA Champions League clash with PSV Eindhoven in 2008.
 
if i'm gonna be honest, by 21 if you haven't broke into the first team squad consistently and actually play a decent amount of games then is there much point in keeping him?
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075482#msg1075482 date=1269362684]
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=36433.msg1075442#msg1075442 date=1269351680]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075436#msg1075436 date=1269351445]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36433.msg1075431#msg1075431 date=1269351149]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36433.msg1075414#msg1075414 date=1269349580]
[quote author=Whitey85 link=topic=36433.msg1075407#msg1075407 date=1269348794]
Spearing's gone out on loan to Leicester City
[/quote]

Hate to be sizeist, and I know Masher is no giant, but until you see Spearo play live, in the flesh, it is impossible to believe just how fuckin small he is.

He looks like a mascot.
[/quote]

I bumped into Mascher in Tesco's the other day, he was not as small as I expected he was going to be.


regards
[/quote]

He is nearly 5'9", doesn't look it does he

regards
[/quote]
Don't know what amazes me the most.

That he's shopping in Tesco or that he's actually not that small.

Tesco's somekind of Wall-Mart-Supermarket-thingy right? Would've thought they had people buying their groceries for them. Or at least Lucas.
[/quote]Yes, it's a supermarket in Mossley Hill, a Liverpool suburb,the following can be seen in there at various times , Mascher is usually with his wife and child.


Mascher
Lucas
Agger
Maxi
Aualani
Aurelio
Skrtel
Dirk
Torres (well, once at least)
Pepe
Sami was a regular too, but Diouf was the biggest customer,

A VQ Junior works there part time

regards

[/quote]
It's got to be a healthy sign that players can join their families down to their local Supermarket without beeing completely man-marked by fans. Don't think Italian or Spanish footballers enjoy the same freedom, so to speak, back home.
 
He's trying to oust Masher and Gerrard though - not easy.

I haven't given up hope yet for our ugly little hobbit. He'll tear it up for the Foxes, probably stay on loan for another six months and then come back hungry and full of confidence. He's still got a chance.
 
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=36433.msg1075764#msg1075764 date=1269422010]
He's trying to oust Masher and Gerrard though - not easy.

I haven't given up hope yet for our ugly little hobbit. He'll tear it up for the Foxes, probably stay on loan for another six months and then come back hungry and full of confidence. He's still got a chance.
[/quote]

He's also trying to oust lucas........

hmm
 
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