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Song ideas for Sunday???

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We dont give a fuck about TORRES TORRES
Your welcome to the whiney cunt TORRES TORRES
We've bought a lad from Uruguay and Andy to make the Geordies Cry
CARROLL & SUAREZ
Liverpool Til They Die.....

Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

CARROLL & SUAREZ
They wont fucking lie.....
 
Hearing chelsea sing "Fernando Torres Chelseas Number 9" will probably break a few hearts in the travelling kop at the weekend
 
There should be no LFC songs that mention or refer to Torres. He's not an LFC player so he can fuck off.
 
The perfect Andy Carroll song is based on the tunes of turbonegros ' I got erection'... and just switch erection with andy Carroll... oooo oooo oo andy caroll!!
 
Are songs about the opposition OK if its quick, one off, or funny / cutting?

Anyway, since hes got a bit of robbie about him...'When the ball hits the net its a sure fire bet that its Suarez'
 
I'll repost this from another forum:

The fight, and bite.
And fight and bite and fight.
Fight, fight, fight.
Bite, bite, bite.
The Carroll and Suarez show!
 
We should just sing YNWA for the entire game. Over and over and over again. Perhaps filled in with We won it 5 times.
 
What about 'The Fields of Anfield Road'. That'll show him how we remember TRUE legends. What he could of been.

Of course he wont care and go home to roll around in a big pile of money instead.
 
[quote author=Bernowatson link=topic=44004.msg1276123#msg1276123 date=1296673569]
We dont give a fuck about Torres Torres
Your welcome to the whiney cunt Torres Torres
We've bought a lad from Uruguay and Andy to make the Geordies Cry
CARROLL & SUAREZ
Liverpool Til They Die.....

Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

CARROLL & SUAREZ
They wont fucking lie.....
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We do give a fuck about him if we are singing a song.

Caroll & Suarez may lie, and are not liverpool until they die.

So in addition to being awful, the song is not true.
 
We do give a fuck about Torres Torres
Thats why we sing this song about Torres Torres
We've bought a lad from Uruguay and Andy to make the Geordies Cry
CARROLL & SUAREZ
Liverpool Til they request transfers.....

Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

CARROLL & SUAREZ
They havnt fucking lied. Yet.....

Factually sound...But unsure if it will have the desired impact?
 
Actually, that just brought something to mind. Who was the nutter on here that was at great pains to state that the armband that Torres had that said you'll never walk alone was not referencing us and thus our song was a lie?
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=44004.msg1276980#msg1276980 date=1296708233]
Actually, that just brought something to mind. Who was the nutter on here that was at great pains to state that the armband that Torres had that said you'll never walk alone was not referencing us and thus our song was a lie?
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It was mentioned during an interview. His mates took the piss and got it for him. It actually read "WE'LL never walk alone".
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=44004.msg1276980#msg1276980 date=1296708233]
Actually, that just brought something to mind. Who was the nutter on here that was at great pains to state that the armband that Torres had that said you'll never walk alone was not referencing us and thus our song was a lie?
[/quote]

That would be me,
 
Agree with Spion about not mentioning the cunt. Rather let's focus our efforts on getting behind the 11 men who chose to stick with the team through thick and thin. Let him know that he's well and truly forgotten, a nobody in Liverpool's history.
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=44004.msg1276963#msg1276963 date=1296702772]
I'll repost this from another forum:

The fight, and bite.
And fight and bite and fight.
Fight, fight, fight.
Bite, bite, bite.
The Carroll and Suarez show!
[/quote]

*chuckles
 
Now we're old and grey Fernando
And since many years I haven't seen a ball at your feet
Can you hear the Kop Fernando
Do you still recall the cursed night you crossed the Kopites
I can see it in your eyes
How gutted you were to lose all the glory that followed

I'll get my coat...
 
[quote author=Spionkop69 link=topic=44004.msg1276174#msg1276174 date=1296675625]
There should be no LFC songs that mention or refer to Torres. He's not an LFC player so he can fuck off.
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This x 675
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=44004.msg1276980#msg1276980 date=1296708233]
Actually, that just brought something to mind. Who was the nutter on here that was at great pains to state that the armband that Torres had that said you'll never walk alone was not referencing us and thus our song was a lie?
[/quote]

Haha. That reminds me of when someone (zlatan I think) seriously went on about how "a team of Carraghers" is a shit song because that kind of team would never work in reality
 
We dont sing songs about other teams players. We sing songs about our team and our history.
I hope the travelling Kop ignore him but i guess the Chelsea Fc song will get some outings.
 
Just for this game, sing "Andy Carroll, Liverpool's No.9"

And then sing something about Suarez being ace.

Don't mention Torres himself. Don't even look him in the face.
 
Led zep - immigrant song rip off the begining with

CAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOLLLLLL!!!

CAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOLLLLLL....
Then some more witty replacement lyrics...


Not for Sunday like but that be ace.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=44004.msg1277291#msg1277291 date=1296742935]
We dont sing songs about other teams players. We sing songs about our team and our history.
I hope the travelling Kop ignore him but i guess the Chelsea Fc song will get some outings.
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I'll be disappointed if they even boo him.
 
So will I. We've always been better than that and can afford to remain so, besides which it'll light a fire under the cnut if it does happen.
 
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