Six Crazy Minutes Q&A With Eslie Scroggins (LFC Tea Lady)

[Vlads Quiff]

Going forward elsie can you tell us if the directors intend to have full fat, semi skimmed or skimmed in their lattes?

There isn't going to be any of that fancy shit around here, Nescafe and Tetley round bags have been good enough for everyone since that nice Mr Smith and Mr Robinson, so you can get those ideas out of your heads.

Will pineapple chunk urinal fresheners be introduced Elsie

This club moves with the times, we have been using them for the past ten years

More from Elsie's interview later

Next Month SCM hopes to snatch a Q&A with Bert Diggle, the Centenary Car Park Supervisor.

If you have any questions for him post them in this thread

 

[gene hughes]

I reckon Elssssssssie is just there to strip the club of orange pekoe and dar jeeling. Fucking spinny snake-bitch.

 

[gene hughes]

I have a question for you Elssssssie.

Which do you prefer, Fanni or Johnson? At the back or thrusting further forward? I hear Fanni likes to use a strainer but teabagging is more appropriate for Johnson, wouldn't you say?

 

[Frogfish]

That is a disgraceful representation of Elsie. Blatant lies and fabrication. Everyone knows the LFC board-room use Maxwell House and P.G.Tips.

 

[gene hughes]

She's made a rod for her own fanny with that attitude of hers.