Poll *SITE RENEWAL* please read

[manwithnoname]

Its my age Bren. I dont have the time to stand at the Urinal all day.

Do what I do: sit down*.

It becomes a nice little rest for your aching pins, plus you can wee and read 6CM at your leisure, with no interruptions. And sometimes a little bonus poo happens, free of charge!

*Not at the urinal, obvs

 

[Jack D Rips]

I'll happily chip in. Not sure how to do it though.

 

[Skullflower]

There's deffo some rich cunt on here that could pay that in one and it would be as generous as me giving a used chewy to a stage 3 cancer patient. Shame on you.

 

[MomoWASright]

There's deffo some rich cunt on here that could pay that in one and it would be as generous as me giving a used chewy to a stage 3 cancer patient. Shame on you.

Pat with his “I won’t cash out” cash out.

 

[Oncy]

There's deffo some rich cunt on here that could pay that in one and it would be as generous as me giving a used chewy to a stage 3 cancer patient. Shame on you.

So to clarify youve got some used chewy going spare?

 

[manwithnoname]

There's deffo some rich cunt on here that could pay that in one and it would be as generous as me giving a used chewy to a stage 3 cancer patient. Shame on you.

You're talking to Ijg aren't you?

 

[Oncy]

Do what I do: sit down*.

It becomes a nice little rest for your aching pins, plus you can wee and read 6CM at your leisure, with no interruptions. And sometimes a little bonus poo happens, free of charge!

*Not at the urinal, obvs

Hahaha

 

[Oncy]

Wouldnt that effectively mean one person owning the site? Isnt that how dictatorships start.

#IJGunk #Dunk

 

[Skullflower]

So to clarify youve got some used chewy going spare?

I need to see a letter from your GP but potentially, yes.

 

[Skullflower]

Wouldnt that effectively mean one person owning the site? Isnt that how dictatorships start.

#Dunk

No it wouldn't.

 

[manwithnoname]

I need to see a letter from your GP but potentially, yes.

Makes it almost worth having cancer

 

[Skullflower]

You're talking to Ijg aren't you?

He's probably on the dole imo

 

[manwithnoname]

Although I suspect that Skully's used chewy would actually make your cancer worse, assuming you cant't just get it twice.

Or maybe a rare cancer/ AIDS hybrid? Anyway, too risky

 

[Mojo]

Happy to contribute.
Does anybody know how I can do so from South Africa?

 

[Mojo]

WTF...2 votes for calling time!!

 

[Athens]

I'll happily chip in a few groats, bob, shekels or whatever currency is legal tender in the UK these days.

I'll chip in, but I've got a brewery meeting in the morning so if someone can PM me some traffic stats and what you'd stick somewhere then I can raise it .

The brewery logo is a liver bird like

Although, I'm disappointed that no one made a comment about Woland sticking something somewhere. You lot are losing it and aren't worth my time. I vote SCMexit.

 

[got red on me]

I’ll chip in on the condition that Red Ninja fucks that shite avatar off.

 

[Skullflower]

I'll pay it all if dreambeliever gets banned

 

[Judge Jules]

I'll chip in for sure. Much prefer no ads or sponsor, and definitely keep going.

 

[manwithnoname]

WTF...2 votes for calling time!!

BURN THE HERETICS!

Actually, that's how you can help from South Africa.

 

[6TimesaRed]

There's deffo some rich cunt on here that could pay that in one and it would be as generous as me giving a used chewy to a stage 3 cancer patient. Shame on you.

I bet they are a Tory too

 

[Nir.Barak]

I'll chip in happily.

 

[Mojo]

BURN THE HERETICS!

Actually, that's how you can help from South Africa.

Sure thing...we're well known for the necklace method here.
Point them out and leave them to me.

 

[Skullflower]

I bet they are a Tory too

Without a shadow of a doubt.

 

[Ukrainian by marriage]

Will chip in.

(Assuming wrinkly/leave the eu/2nd amendment supporting/conspiracy theory cash is acceptable ? 🙂 )

 

[Markeh]

It's a build as you go option.. buy in bulk it becomes cheaper..

You maybe right it may very well be worth investigating..

Host costs work out around £250 to £300 a year, Depends on what you want more storage, memory, CPU cost more money.. ATM it's about £260 a year.. I say £300 to cover upgrade asked I have upgrades to perform which require setting up a separate server in the interim, as the Linux varient is so outdated, the software Xenforo cannot be updated. Here is where I could probably look at an alternative host.. Suggestion would be great..

ATM 50gb, 2 GB Ram, Dual Core

Moving forward.. probably look at.. 50gb - 80gb host, dual to quad core CPU, 2-4 GB ram

The database is the thing we carry out our own backup's which takes space.. With manager d hosti solution we wouldn't have to worry about that, as the host would do all that for you..

The bigger the site gets the more infrastructure it needs.. we learnt quickly a single cpu could not deal with the amount of traffic we receive.. Each user represent a connection to the database.. opening thread generates queries, which increases CPU load.. Get 800 users online during a match day thread (which we have had on a few rare occasion) you grind to a halt..

So that was upgraded...

Xenforo Licences £50 a year

Other licences £50 - £80 a year

Domains £10-£20 a year

Can you move the database to Amazon RDS or something like that to save you hassle of backing up manually?

 

[Shay_K]

I'l make a donation to help keep us going any idea of what you expect each of us to front up

 

[keniget]

I'm happy to contribute too...

 

[dmishra]

I'll contribute as well

 

[Tinto]

Me too