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Schock bid for Liverpool FC

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Insignificance

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A surpise contender for LFC has appeared on the scene.

A consortium of tycoon priests from the Vatican state has emerged with a firm bid for the club believed to be highly regarded by Hicks and Gillett. Apparently the two americans will be let off with two crusifictions and thirteen ave maria each as they hand the club over to the holy state. The depth will be taken care of by the vatican as they said "RBS will be paid in heaven".

The Vatican sees a huge potential for recruiting new followers, especially in the rising fanbase of english football in Far east Asia, but they also sees a huge potential of turning over the hedning population of Scandinavia as well.

New stadium to be built within 2.000 years and the project has allready been named The Cathedral of Football. A spokesman from the Vatican claims that money for transfers will not be a problem as every LFC fan will be expected to give a tenth of their earnings to their holy grail.

Furthermore the spokesman said that all they could do now was waiting for the Liverpool board to send out the white smoke who signalled that a new owner was selected.


PS The story is my interpretion of an old book I found, however it seems just as accurate as a few other stories making the rounds these days.
 
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=41254.msg1147331#msg1147331 date=1280829165]
A surpise contender for LFC has appeared on the scene.

A consortium of tycoon priests from the Vatican state has emerged with a firm bid for the club believed to be highly regarded by Hicks and Gillett. Apparently the two americans will be let off with two crusifictions and thirteen ave maria each as they hand the club over to the holy state. The depth will be taken care of by the vatican as they said "RBS will be paid in heaven".

The Vatican sees a huge potential for recruiting new followers, especially in the rising fanbase of english football in Far east Asia, but they also sees a huge potential of turning over the hedning population of Scandinavia as well.

New stadium to be built within 2.000 years and the project has allready been named The Cathedral of Football. A spokesman from the Vatican claims that money for transfers will not be a problem as every LFC fan will be expected to give a tenth of their earnings to their holy grail.

Furthermore the spokesman said that all they could do now was waiting for the Liverpool board to send out the white smoke who signalled that a new owner was selected.
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Jesus Christ.
 
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=41254.msg1147332#msg1147332 date=1280829205]
[quote author=Insignificance link=topic=41254.msg1147331#msg1147331 date=1280829165]
A surpise contender for LFC has appeared on the scene.

A consortium of tycoon priests from the Vatican state has emerged with a firm bid for the club believed to be highly regarded by Hicks and Gillett. Apparently the two americans will be let off with two crusifictions and thirteen ave maria each as they hand the club over to the holy state. The depth will be taken care of by the vatican as they said "RBS will be paid in heaven".

The Vatican sees a huge potential for recruiting new followers, especially in the rising fanbase of english football in Far east Asia, but they also sees a huge potential of turning over the hedning population of Scandinavia as well.

New stadium to be built within 2.000 years and the project has allready been named The Cathedral of Football. A spokesman from the Vatican claims that money for transfers will not be a problem as every LFC fan will be expected to give a tenth of their earnings to their holy grail.

Furthermore the spokesman said that all they could do now was waiting for the Liverpool board to send out the white smoke who signalled that a new owner was selected.
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Jesus Christ.
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He has been mentioned to take over from Hodgson as soon as the deal is finalized.
 
So when did you say Robbie's son is coming in to take over?
 
I got some proof:

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The same time a bit further up-

Milan is 3-0 up at half time. This is over.

We will see about that.
 
[quote author=Asim link=topic=41254.msg1147347#msg1147347 date=1280831514]
Do you need a lie down?
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Just as MB I am a dignified guy and will listen to all offers you may have.
 
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