You can buy the club itself. 🙂
http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1687615,00.html
http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1687615,00.html
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[quote author=Rosco link=topic=34070.msg884694#msg884694 date=1244532951]
I was thinking that.
Apparently they've had loads of offers already, from Sunderland fans
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What a shambles of a club. Next thing they'll be seeling to a couple of Americans with no money eithoh wait that's not right.
I was thinking that.
Apparently they've had loads of offers already, from Sunderland fans
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What a shambles of a club. Next thing they'll be seeling to a couple of Americans with no money eithoh wait that's not right.
You'd think they'd be made for local collective ownership. Then they can sack themselves.
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has had offers of £10, Oasis tickets and a Curly Wurly after inviting offers for the Tyneside outfit by e-mail. The Magpies have been given a £100m price tag.
i've offered to manage the club if they hand it over FOC.
The new owner's press conference:
Lance 'Gazza' Gutbucket, the billionaire owner of an elasticated trouser company in Sefton, has spoken of his pride in owning the club that he loves. 'I'm made up, man, absoloutely made up. We're the greatest club in the bloody world, us, and we've got the greatest supporters in the bloody world, too, and if it wasn't for this bloody idiot of a bloke who's just taken over, like, we'd have the most bloody brilliant club in the bloody universe. So there's not much wrong, actually. All I intend to do is to fine tune the place. I'm ganna get a fat bloke to sing summat by Mark Knopfler before every bloody match, like, and I'm ganna ban all the man, right, from wearing any clothes in winter, right, and I'm ganna campaign non-stop until I throw meself off the board and stop ruining this bloody great club. Okay? Now let me get on with summat IMPORTANT!
Lance 'Gazza' Gutbucket, the billionaire owner of an elasticated trouser company in Sefton, has spoken of his pride in owning the club that he loves. 'I'm made up, man, absoloutely made up. We're the greatest club in the bloody world, us, and we've got the greatest supporters in the bloody world, too, and if it wasn't for this bloody idiot of a bloke who's just taken over, like, we'd have the most bloody brilliant club in the bloody universe. So there's not much wrong, actually. All I intend to do is to fine tune the place. I'm ganna get a fat bloke to sing summat by Mark Knopfler before every bloody match, like, and I'm ganna ban all the man, right, from wearing any clothes in winter, right, and I'm ganna campaign non-stop until I throw meself off the board and stop ruining this bloody great club. Okay? Now let me get on with summat IMPORTANT!
How much do you want on that?
BTW nice one macca, as per.
BTW nice one macca, as per.
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=34070.msg884819#msg884819 date=1244540532]
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has had offers of £10, Oasis tickets and a Curly Wurly after inviting offers for the Tyneside outfit by e-mail. The Magpies have been given a £100m price tag.
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i see you curly wurly and raise a snickers
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has had offers of £10, Oasis tickets and a Curly Wurly after inviting offers for the Tyneside outfit by e-mail. The Magpies have been given a £100m price tag.
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i see you curly wurly and raise a snickers
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[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=34070.msg884819#msg884819 date=1244540532]
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has had offers of £10, Oasis tickets and a Curly Wurly after inviting offers for the Tyneside outfit by e-mail. The Magpies have been given a £100m price tag.
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i see you curly wurly and raise a snickers
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Who are you calling curly wurly, fuck face?
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=34070.msg884819#msg884819 date=1244540532]
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has had offers of £10, Oasis tickets and a Curly Wurly after inviting offers for the Tyneside outfit by e-mail. The Magpies have been given a £100m price tag.
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i see you curly wurly and raise a snickers
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Who are you calling curly wurly, fuck face?
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