Salah appreciation Friday
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Be quite will ya! He's a perfect sacrifice for Brendan.
@Fabio and @binomial - we cannot just get rid of them ok ? We need these Africans to do well at Liverpool for years to come and hopefully that continent will forget about how prolific Liverpool was in the slave trade. This is our chance now to show the world to these coloured people ..."Come to Liverpool, we now pay you for your services, no shackles, no wipping ... no long trips to America on boats, only first class travel by air to meet your slave master Mr. Henry.." , you guys get it me dont you ?
There's a subtle difference between being sarcastic and being thick.
No hes clearly not, best of the PL era but not all time.
Comparing him to cloggers from 60 years ago is pointless.
Essentially the players of the last 25 years are miles ahead of what came before in terms of fitness, professionalism, diet, training and ability.
So Jesse Lingaard is better than George Best was?
And Troy Deeney is better than Pele.
Don’t be daft I’m talking about the best of the best
Pele was shite was a great segment.
As well as being miles behind in terms of skill, vision, passing, control, dribbling, finishing, tackling, heading, intelligence, and trophies.
Actually.. joking aside...
I hate it when Keita and Mane play... more often than not I always mix them up...
I hate it when Keita and Mane play... more often than not I always mix them up...
Oh shit, red card bro...
The commentators do too
I find that the shittier resolution streams make me virulently racist.
I have noticed that...
You could sense them breathing a sigh of relief when Dreadlock Divock used to come on for one of them...
Heh. Tbf they're not only the same skin colour, they're also the same height, have very very similar running styles, & very similar haircuts.
I was in the upper centenary at the back for Keita's debut & from that distance I found it damn near impossible to tell them apart if I couldn't see their shirt number, similarly if its an aerial view or higher camera angle on TV its very hard to distinguish between them.
If that makes me racist, then so be it, but I highly doubt it does.
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Considering the distance & angle they watch from I'd be amazed if they didn't get them mixed up
I know, i always mix up Hendo, Milner, Robbo, Alisson, and the majority of the Anfield stadium that are predominately white....wish they would have more black fans in the stadium, i would stop getting so confused and my mind would not be blown away so much.
Whichever one Dreamy is screaming at and calling shit, that's Keita. If he's sucking one off, it's Mané. That's how I tell the difference.
I suppose you could admit that on twitter. Wait for five minutes. Then there will be no ifs or buts about the fact you are indeed a racist.
In fact this is a genius idea to kick racism out of football. You make an app, everyone in the stadium opens it up, send out Mane and Keita in identical kits save for having A or B written on them. A five second countdown for them to click their choice. Whoever gets it wrong, lifetime ban. Sorted. God damn my genius never fails to impress me.
I'd like a monday salah appreciation thread.
I would advise you to make that wednesday instead, to give some time for the disappointment of the chances he is going to miss today which cost us the match a little more time to wear off.
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