Let me put it his way mate.
He is the shittest good footballer in the history of man!
He is like that kid who plays in the local park and looks fekin awesome because there is no running, passing or 'trying'. As soon as you put him on a football pitch he turns out to be super duper shit because real footie requires you to run, try and pass a football. Or If footie was about step overs and nothin else he would be the greatest football player ever.