Reds to be Handed War Chest as FSG set to Sell

[6TimesaRed]

Talks are "at an advanced stage with prospective new owners", from the middle east..

It is believed the prospective new owners have links with Saudi Billionaire
Prince Alwaleed bin Talal Al Saud and is being reported in the middle east the Reds are valued at £650m by FSG and they are looking to sell.

The proposed takeover is expected come with considerable 'transfer war chests' and the prospective new owners will offer Jurgen Klopp the means to buy whoever he wants - and his number one target, apparently, is Robert Lewandowski.

Further Details to follow..

 

[DHSC]

99% bullshit.

 

[Lippy]

I wonder what date it is today ?

 

[Hansern]

Hahaha, this is how its done. By a team in the Norwegian Tippeliga. Makes Ross thread more funny aswell.... 😉


Lord Bendtner klar for Vålerenga!

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1 APR, 2016
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Det ble sent i kveld klart at danske Nicklas Bendtner er klar for Vålerenga. Han ble tidligere torsdag kveld frigitt av sin tyske arbeidsgiver VfL Wolfsburg, og er nå altså klar for Oslos stolthet.

Nicklas Bendtner i Vålerenga-drakt
28 år gamle Nicklas Bendtner er som de aller fleste vet dansk landslagsspiller. Han er kanskje mest kjent for sin tid i Arsenal, men har også spilt for Juventus. Selv om han har over 100 kamper for Premier League-klubben scoret han ikke mer enn 24 mål. Vi er dog ikke redd for at Trøim her har henta katta i sekken. Bendtner, eller Lord Bendtner som han kallesi Danmark, er mer enn god nok for Tippeligaen og Vålerenga.
Hvordan finansieringa er vet vi ikke, men signaler er at Trøim har gått inn med en hel haug med penger. Vi tror ikke Vålerenga brekker ryggen på dette, men summen merkes nok. Tilbakebetalinga starter på lørdag, Lord Bendtner. Da står RBK på motsatt banehalvdel og du veit hvor målet deres er.
VPN vet at det jobbes heftig på Valle, men vi kan ikke avsløre akkurat hva det jobbes med. Vi følger utviklingen og vil komme tilbake når vi har noe mer konkret.
All hail Lord Bendtner!

 

[Glen C]

That story has been circulating from the Daily Star...enough said really.

 

[HC]

Lol hansern , I can't read Klingon

 

[Hansern]

Lol hansern , I can't read Klingon

Haha! Just says that they've signed Lord Bendtner 😉

 

[gkmacca]

The Star story doesn't work as an April Fool. But then again most tabloid April Fool pranks don't make any sense as pranks.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Yeah, it doesn't really work when you post similar stories every day of the week.

 

[Mors]

Yeah, as said above, I think this has originated from the Star and is doing the rounds. We do deserve to be owned by some rich bastards though considering FFP is dead, fucks sake if you can make city and PSG into european powerhouses you could do it to Runcorn.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It's being reported in the middle ear...

 

[tombrown]

It's being reported in the middle ear...

Just to give it some balance

 

[tony]

TBF this guy is a football fan but he was reportedly going to buy us in 2007, 2009 and 2014. So unlikely he is going to buy us any time soon. FSG may be sending out feelers to prospective buyers under the radar though.

 

[6TimesaRed]

TBF this guy is a football fan but he was reportedly going to buy us in 2007, 2009 and 2014. So unlikely he is going to buy us any time soon. FSG may be sending out feelers to prospective buyers under the radar though.

I do believe the club will be sold within the next three years without a shadow of doubt...

Rumours have been around for a while the owners are sending out signals to prospective buyers...

 

[cloggypop]

The Star story doesn't work as an April Fool. But then again most tabloid April Fool pranks don't make any sense as pranks.

It's impossible to tell if it's an April fool or just their normal shoddy journalism.

 

[manwithnoname]

I think we've been down this route far too often to get our hopes up about a gigantic Arab oil fund bankrolling our way to the title. Or the Chinese. Or whoever.


It would be nice though

 

[Rosco]

99% bullshit.

This is true on most other days too.

 

[doctor_mac]

Well, I'm going to imagine we've got 300m to spend this summer anyhow.

 

[cloggypop]

Well, I'm going to imagine we've got 300m to spend this summer anyhow.

We should start new threads with every tenuous link about boss players we are deffo buying.

 

[the count]

We should start new threads with every tenuous link about boss players we are deffo buying.

Personally I think a general random rumours thread would be preferable.

 

[Rosco]

Personally I think a general random rumours thread would be preferable.

But you didn't even post your inside info in the last one

 

[the count]

But you didn't even post your inside info in the last one

I did.
You just didn't bother reading it along with all the other shite.
😉