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I love Didi being on the radio with Colin Murray. He's on a rant about players doing a lap in the last home match of the season and bringing their wives and kids, having a kick about, playing his and seek.

He doesn't like it, players and staff only. Take your kids to the park.
 
A few years ago I'd be so excited at the thought of him being available. Haven't seen much of him in a while, how's he aging?

World Cup winner Bastian Schweinsteiger has hinted that he may be ready to leave the Allianz Arena once his contract ends in 2016.

According to the Daily Express, the 30-year-old midfielder has written in his soon-to-be-released autobiography that he could leave Bayern Munich having achieved all he can there.

The German international has recently had some issues dovetailing with Pep Guardiola's summer recruit, Xabi Alonso, in the centre of Bayern's midfield, so it might not come as much of a surprise that Schweinsteiger is considering his options.

A myriad Champions League clubs would no doubt be keen on securing the midfield lynchpin, while both Chelsea and Manchester United will be on alert having made efforts to lure Schweini to England in the past.
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Woland said:
A couple of you guys met an Egyptian kid who's over here studying that I took to the Arse game last year. He's home now and just sent this:

A Hillsborough type incident happened in Egypt yesterday where dozens of Zamalek S.C fans were killed, except this time it wasn't a crush, they were shot and tear gassed by police after being locked in cages to finish them off quicker, it's ISIS style brutality and makes me ashamed to be Arab even. 50 years ago the only people Arabs fucked with were Israel, and even then at least we did the decent thing by declaring full out war instead of doing faggy ISIS style ambushes on defenceless people.

I knew some of the kids who died as acquaintances, back in Egypt me and the ultras would take bus trips with them to watch Zamalek games all over the country. On the long bus trips to away games 400 miles away those kids wouldn't even smoke cigarettes let alone smoke joints and do pills and drink vodka at the back of the bus with the rest of us, yet now the media is lying and calling them thugs and criminals, which I knew they were the farthest fucking thing from. The families went to the morgue to identify the bodies, but were told in order to do that they had to first sign a form declaring their son was a thug who died of a stampede and wasn't shot or tear gassed by the police - in order to absolve police of responsibility. It's fucking disgusting man.

It's fucking hard reading the list of the casualties issued by the morgue and recognizing names there of dudes you knew way back when. Even our own football team are scumbags because they went on with the match and celebrated the goal like their own fans hadn't just been shot dead for political purposes, only 1 player was man enough to refuse to play, and as a result the team was pressured by the police and government into terminating that player's contract. The team basically sold out their own dead fans.

The whole thing's just fucking awful. I'm getting drafted into the army this year as are tens of millions of Egyptian men like me, and honestly I feel they could give a flying fuck whether we lived or died, in the most literal sense of the world. In 3 years over 100 football fans have been purposely killed by police and absolutely fuck all has been done about it, Mubarak's been found innocent of all charges yet a blogger who insults the government gets a lifetime sentence. It's fucking disgusting what this country has become.

I guaran-fucking-tee you this will spark a new revolution in Egypt sooner or later, young Egyptian men are getting fed up of fearing death from their own police that supposedly protects them, the same police that opened the prisons in 2011, abandoned their posts and let the people fend for themselves against those animals. Then you let loose the Islamist fanatics and in under 1 year tens of millions of people took to the street forcefully removing the Islamist shit before we become some new Saudi Arabia, the Islamists as a political force are now wiped off the map in Egypt which is why they're resorting to faggy techniques like jihadism, blow me. Everything's fucked up and the people will fuck shit up I guarantee it.
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Thanks for sharing that. Good read. Feel for him and the people.
 
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Ahead of Valentines Day on Saturday, a panel of American women have created a list of the top 300 hottest players in the Premier League, with Giroud topping the list ahead of Sunderland's Santiago Vergini and Leicester's Matty James.

Burnley apparently have the best-looking squad overall, with Liverpool in second ahead of third-placed Arsenal and Stoke, who take the final Champions League place.

At the other end of the table, Newcastle, Swansea and West Brom have the least attractive squads, according to the 250 women surveyed by Paddy Power, with Joleon Lescott, Gerhard Tremmell and Sadio Mané taking the 298th, 299th and 300th spots in the individual Hot or Not list.

Hot XI: Ben Foster, Santiago Vergini, Jason Shackell, Erik Pieters, Paul Konchesky, Jesus Navas, Morgan Schneiderlin, Matty James, Nacer Chadli, Charlie Austin, Olivier Giroud.

Not Hot XI: Gerhard Tremmel, Ritchie De Laet, James Collins, Joleon Lescott, Aly Cissokho, Angel Di Maria, Cheick Tiote, Stephen Quinn, Saido Mane, Mario Balotelli, Marouane Chamakh.

Here are a few of the 'best' finds of the research.
. 18-21 year olds love Tom Huddlestone, but don't like the look of Tim Krul
. Over 60s dislike Marouanne Chamakh
. Divorcees love Danny Ings
. Single women prefer Liverpool players
. Widowers hate Aly Cissokho...and Aston Villa players generally
. Women with the lowest education levels fancy Paul Konchesky
. Those with the highest levels of education prefer Arsenal players
. Redheads liked Paul Konchesky but not the Hull squad
. Women who didn't care about their weight fancied Alexis Sanchez
. Those wanting to gain weight liked the look of the Chelsea squad
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Looks like our forwards are fucking it up for us in the hot league too.
 
@RorySmithTimes: I've asked lots of tactical questions. Only manager who actually answered was Hodgson. He said: "442, 433, all the systems are the same."
 
King Binny said:
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Ahead of Valentines Day on Saturday, a panel of American women have created a list of the top 300 hottest players in the Premier League, with Giroud topping the list ahead of Sunderland's Santiago Vergini and Leicester's Matty James.

Burnley apparently have the best-looking squad overall, with Liverpool in second ahead of third-placed Arsenal and Stoke, who take the final Champions League place.

At the other end of the table, Newcastle, Swansea and West Brom have the least attractive squads, according to the 250 women surveyed by Paddy Power, with Joleon Lescott, Gerhard Tremmell and Sadio Mané taking the 298th, 299th and 300th spots in the individual Hot or Not list.

Hot XI: Ben Foster, Santiago Vergini, Jason Shackell, Erik Pieters, Paul Konchesky, Jesus Navas, Morgan Schneiderlin, Matty James, Nacer Chadli, Charlie Austin, Olivier Giroud.

Not Hot XI: Gerhard Tremmel, Ritchie De Laet, James Collins, Joleon Lescott, Aly Cissokho, Angel Di Maria, Cheick Tiote, Stephen Quinn, Saido Mane, Mario Balotelli, Marouane Chamakh.

Here are a few of the 'best' finds of the research.
. 18-21 year olds love Tom Huddlestone, but don't like the look of Tim Krul
. Over 60s dislike Marouanne Chamakh
. Divorcees love Danny Ings
. Single women prefer Liverpool players
. Widowers hate Aly Cissokho...and Aston Villa players generally
. Women with the lowest education levels fancy Paul Konchesky
. Those with the highest levels of education prefer Arsenal players
. Redheads liked Paul Konchesky but not the Hull squad
. Women who didn't care about their weight fancied Alexis Sanchez
. Those wanting to gain weight liked the look of the Chelsea squad
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I know he has hair now, but Paul Konchesky? Paul Fucking Konchesky? Am I missing something here?
 
"Those wanting to gain weight liked the look of the Chelsea squad"

Women wanting to gain weight?!

So, they're either anorexic or bulimic (mental disorders), or they're the size of a house & are proud that they eat KFC for breakfast & have to wash their back with a rag on a stick (mental disorders).

Mentally ill women fancy Chelsea players...Whodve thunk it.
 
Can isn't there as the women were too busy shouting "Awesome!" and high fiving each other when they saw him.
 
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After the disappointment of being beaten by Burnley, looks like we're going all out for this one next season.
LFC announce NIVEA MEN partnership

12th Feb 2015 - Latest News
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Liverpool FC today announced NIVEA MEN as the club's official men's grooming partner, which sees the world's No.1 men's skincare brand break into the Barclays Premier League.

The multi-year partnership with NIVEA MEN, part of Beiersdorf Ltd, expands on its successful involvement with football, with particular focus on the United Kingdom, Sweden, Finland, Denmark and Norway.
"NIVEA MEN is one of the most recognised skincare names across the globe and we are delighted the brand has chosen to partner with Liverpool FC as it enters the world's most exciting football league," said Billy Hogan, chief commercial officer at Liverpool.
"We're thrilled to welcome our very first grooming partner to the LFC family and we look forward to some exciting campaigns over the coming years."
To launch the partnership, Reds stars Jordan Henderson, Simon Mignolet and Raheem Sterling feature in a NIVEA MEN television commercial which airs for the first time on Friday February 13 on Channel 4.
Andreas Ostermayr, northern European general manager at Beiersdorf Ltd, said: "We're delighted to be partnering with Liverpool FC, one of the world's most successful football clubs.
"Liverpool FC represents passion, quality and integrity - values shared by NIVEA MEN - and we're excited about the prospect of creating a memorable marketing campaign over the coming years with the help of Liverpool FC and its star players, staff and fans."
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http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/179944-lfc-announce-nivea-men-partnership
 
I see birmingham, welsh and newcastle are all munters then..

Thats spot on table.. though Burnley.. come on.. please...
 
Ireland's ice hockey team are in danger of being banned from international competition because.................................................................We don't have a skating rink
 
FA charge both Chelsea and Everton for the brawl .. but not Ivanovic for the below. Oh do Fuck Off you doddering old fogeys.

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Giroud's hair.

Giroud's fucking hair.

Neatly illustrates the 4 things footballers know absolutely fuck all about:
1. Watches
2. Hair
3. Style in general
4. Music
 
Im more curious why our Goalkeeping Dept has such a high score.
57.1!????????????!

I gather Brad Jones has quite a clean, boyish look but surely Mignolet can't have many votes???
 
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