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[Hansern]

Norwegian Liverpool fans who named daughter YNWA prepare for Anfield visit.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jan/21/norwegian-parents-daughter-ynwa-anfield-liverpool

A four-year-old Norwegian girl named YNWA by her Liverpool-supporting parents is preparing to make an emotional first visit to Anfield.

YNWA – named after the abbreviation to Liverpool’s You’ll Never Walk Alone anthem – has been promised the trip as a present when she turns five in May.

YNWA’s mother, Eirin Isabel Iversen, told the Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet that when names were discussed early on in her pregnancy they quickly agreed that Gerrard was the obvious name for a boy – but the options for girls took more debate. “But when I suggested YNWA, he entirely agreed.”

Iversen said that at kindergarten the girl’s clothes are labeled with the name YNWA, but she has been given the opportunity to change it if she sees fit.

“Her full name is Karoline YNWA – we couldn’t really force her to cheer on Liverpool. But she is very proud of her name.

“Her father has promised her a trip to see Liverpool when she is five, so now she is looking forward to that very much. She already likes to sit with her father wearing a Liverpool shirt to watch matches.”

Christian Moller, chair of Norway’s Liverpool fans’ group, said this was one of several examples of Norwegian parents naming children in tribute to the club.

“It’s not the first time. It’s a bit unusual, perhaps, but it’s quite neutral. Among others parents to have chosen Liverpool names there was one couple who called their daughter Tia after ‘This is Anfield’.”






How in fucks name do you pronounce that - scando's are strange people 🙂

I'm guessing "Inwa".

Anyhoo, a bit strange but at least she's calles Karoline which is a very common name. YNWA is her middle name.
Her dad is dedicated I'll give him that, albeit a bit weird..

 

[Mystic]

 

[gkmacca]

Adrian Chiles sacked by ITV as its football presenter. Long overdue! He'll be replaced with immediate effect by 'Lord' Mark Pougatch.

 

[gkmacca]

Harry Redknapp returns to work with a spring in his step following his latest vote of confidence:

 

[themn]

Adrian Chiles sacked by ITV as its football presenter. Long overdue! He'll be replaced with immediate effect by 'Lord' Mark Pougatch.

Andy Townsend is going to be in and around a jobcentre/his agent's office too.

 

[gkmacca]

Andy Townsend is going to be in and around a jobcentre/his agent's office too.

And Matt Smith. A big clear out as ITV prepare to win (and, as always, ruin) the Premier highlights package.

 

[themn]

And Matt Smith. A big clear out as ITV prepare to win (and, as always, ruin) the Premier highlights package.

Tiddley survives, I take it?

 

[gkmacca]

Alas, yes.

 

[Mystic]

Oh god, they aren't going after the premier league again are they? Just fuck off ITV, you're an embarrassment.

 

[Judge Jules]

And Matt Smith. A big clear out as ITV prepare to win (and, as always, ruin) the Premier highlights package.

He's a Red, isn't he? Pity if so.

 

[gkmacca]

He's a Red, isn't he? Pity if so.

Yes, decent bloke.

 

[red_maradona]

The Greatest messing around

 

[themn]

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

wat? ^^

 

[Athens]

wat? ^^

"Who the fuck are man united? And the reds go marching on on on"

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

"Who the fuck are man united? And the reds go marching on on on"

But why is he in a man yoo shirt? [emoji90]

 

[Athens]

But why is he in a man yoo shirt? [emoji90]

I've no idea.

Edit: He also has a mullet.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

He's a mole.

 

[gkmacca]

He'd make a hell of a hole in your garden.

 

[#roadred]

Peter Crouch ‏@petercrouch
Perhaps I shouldn't stand next to jockeys

 

[Mystic]

So I'm guessing that isn't the actual Liverpool changing room, so where the hell is it?

 

[Leo]

So I'm guessing that isn't the actual Liverpool changing room, so where the hell is it?

I think the jockey and the massive thoroughbred in the background might give you a few clues.

 

[#roadred]

Full Kit Plastic!, with his own 'friend free' buffer zone.

 

[white-sox]

Peter Crouch ‏@petercrouch
Perhaps I shouldn't stand next to jockeys

That would make a great charity fight!

 

[white-sox]

My money would be on the little guy.

 

[FoxForceFive]

My money would be on the little guy.

Too right.

Imagine the uppercut he could deliver to crouch's bollocks.

 

[white-sox]

Too right.

Imagine the uppercut he could deliver to crouch's bollocks.

Hell yeah, or a cheeky little bite. Holyfield style!

 

[white-sox]

Hell yeah, or a cheeky little bite. Holyfield style!

To his balls obviously, not his ear (I don't think he could reach!).

 

[Judge Jules]

Jockeys are tough as nails. Nobody would ever accuse Crouchy of being that. Jockey to win by first round knockout.

 

[themn]

Paddy Power @paddypower · 1h1 hour ago
Dennis Wise again rocking a hairstyle drawn in Microsoft Paint.