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Radioactive German Boars attack stadium/humanity

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A German fifth division match had to be abandoned in unimaginable terror after a pack of wild boars invaded the pitch, leaving it unplayable after they wreaked their soulless havoc

The AFP reports on this horrifying event: Local officials said on Friday that wild boar had entered Dresden Borea's Jaegerpark (Hunter Park) stadium overnight, derailing Saturday's kickoff against Lokomotive Leipzig The boars left such big holes in the playing surface as they scavenged for food that there is no way the match in German's fifth tier could be played.

This is the second time Liepzig, who lost the 1987 European Cup Winners Cup to Ajax, have had to call off a league game after last month's match against FC Sachsen was washed out due to flooding the night before the game What's next? Locusts? Pestilence? Frogs falling from the sky as The Lying Rag is obscured by an apocalyptic asteroid?

Clearly Liepzig's season is cursed. And the German fifth division needs an international television deal UPDATE: Apparently Germany's boar problem goes far beyond ruining fifth division matches. Their heightened breeding rate has resulted in a massive boar population that is "destroying crops, killing pets and even attacking people," according to Reuters. Plus, some of them are even radioactive.
 
I read 'German Fifth Division' and feared the worst .........


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I read 'German Fifth Division' and feared the worst .........


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[/quote]At it again is he? It was just a matter of time! The hun is a brute, he only knows how to war.....thankfully for us not very well!
*dons tin hat*
Very well, its time to give old harry hun a damn good british style thrashing, six of the best trousers down!
 
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