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Premier League Managers You Would Least Like to Fight

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athensruairi said:
I bet Ferguson is a biter. That's why he chews all that chewing gum during the matches, he likes to keep his mandible in good munching condition. He probably bites, then injects a blast of alcohol thus staggering his victim before going in for the kill.

He would leave you in fucking tatters.
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Coming to think of it I did Fergie wandering around a field in an episode of the walking dead. Make sense now, the fucking walker.
 
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Coming to think of it I did Fergie wandering around a field in an episode of the walking dead. Make sense now, the fucking walker.
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If Fergie died then his body would remain perfectly preserved due to the alcohol content and the fact that bacteria don't like to feed on evil. That's a scientific fact.
 
Arsene Wenger.

Because it would take so long to get over the personal shame of giving the fanny such an easy kicking.
 
Not really fighting, but if I were a hitman...

I wouldn't want to be assigned Moyes. They say a dead man's eyes permanently records the last thing he sees. Zits, warts, and all.

Wouldn't want to get Benitez either. Who needs a happy Chelsea fan?

Mancini is a soft target though. He brings his own murder weapon; saves the time looking for the cord.

Allardyce and Ferguson should be easy - do them at the same time. Probably startle them in the middle of a cold winter night when they're busy exchanging their gum in a warm wet kiss. Death in shocking passion.

I'd avoid Alan Pardew and Martin O'Neill. Jumpy bastards are hard to target.

Redknapp you'd do during the transfer window. Reach into his car and wind up the window while he's leaning his head out expressing his interests. Death by the window.
 
Brendan Rodgers probably carries a hurling stick around with him and would twat you over the head with it.

Then cup your balls.
 
Moyes and Redknapp would be the worst because people who have nothing to lose in the looks department generally don't care if they get damaged. They'd not be shouting 'not in the face', as they already have faces like shrivelled ballbags.
 
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