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Premier League Managers You Would Least Like to Fight

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Dirkus_Circus

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They talked about this on Football Weekly a couple weeks back and it was pretty entertaining.

Who would you least like to throw hands with?

My list:

1. David Moyes

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Just look at that icy glare and soulless eyes.

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Not to mention he has the Scottish factor which instantly makes him scarier. Also as you can see he is a little bit ginger and you just know he got bullied as a kid because of it. I'm sure that really toughened him up over the years.

2. Martin Jol

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Menacing?
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3. Roberto Mancini

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He's obviously a bit nuts and I think he would fight dirty. Eye gouging, knees to the groin, etc.
 
Chris Hughton, because I suspect he'd bite like a squirrel. Alan Pardew, because he'd probably produce a flick-knife or a small bottle of acid. And Sam Allardyce, because he'd almost certainly vomit all over me as soon as I hit him in the stomach.
 
gkmacca said:
Chris Hughton, because I suspect he'd bite like a squirrel. Alan Pardew, because he'd probably produce a flick-knife or a small bottle of acid. And Sam Allardyce, because he'd almost certainly vomit all over me as soon as I hit him in the stomach.
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Just imagine though if Allardyce managed to get a strong hold on you and head butt you. Not only would the impact from his comically over sized cranium knock you out, it damn well could kill you.
 
Dirkus_Circus said:
Just imagine though if Allardyce managed to get a strong hold on you and head butt you. Not only would the impact from his comically over sized cranium knock you out, it damn well could kill you.
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Yeah, and once he'd got you on the floor beneath him, gasping for air, he'd open his mouth and drop his gum into yours, thus choking you. A cruel and lethal man.
 
martin o'neil has this creepy calmness about him, like he'd tell you how he has your entire family ground up and made into lasange as he calmly sits down and tucks in
 
Rodgers and O'Neill would stand and spit at each other like cats. Then they'd start shouting ancient celtic curses at each other, which are actually made-up but nonetheless spook both of them so much they'll run away in opposite directions.
 
Mark Hughes would bust a few heads given the chance. Could also see Mick McCarthy flying off the handle in a fit of rage and doing some damage.

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Rafa would be frustrating. Standing there waving his hands, gesticulating everywhere, taking notes. He'd throw a decent punch, miss and then blaming someone else.
 
The second I punch fat sam in his fat head, my little girl fist explodes into a billion pieces. The sheer mass of that fucking thing.
 
Farkmaster said:
The second I punch fat sam in his fat head, my little girl fist explodes into a billion pieces. The sheer mass of that fucking thing.
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But by that same rule it would be impossible to avoid punching him in the dome because the gravitational pull of his massive head would draw your fist towards it.
 
I bet Ferguson is a biter. That's why he chews all that chewing gum during the matches, he likes to keep his mandible in good munching condition. He probably bites, then injects a blast of alcohol thus staggering his victim before going in for the kill.

He would leave you in fucking tatters.
 
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