Posters as footballers

[Skullflower]

Thought you'd have chosen Neil Ruddock.

i'm fucking solid but i'm not the last extant neanderthal.

 

[themn]

Neil.

 

[Sunny]

i'm fucking solid but i'm not the last extant neanderthal.

No, there's way more of you left.

 

[themn]

Neil.

 

[Skullflower]

No, there's way more of you left.

at least none of my ancestors fucked a giraffe.

 

[themn]

Neil.

 

[Sunny]

at least none of my ancestors fucked a giraffe.

Hahahaha. No they had a sloth fetish. .

 

[Skullflower]

sloths are fucking cool. that must be partly where i got it from.

 

[John McGovern]

Hahahaha. No they had a sloth fetish. .

Skully is like Dirk Kuyt.

 

[Sunny]

sloths are fucking cool. that must be partly where i got it from.

If slow, lazy, hairy and smelly are cool yeh. And get your nails cut.

 

[Red Mullet]

Skully is like Dirk Kuyt.

Kuyt runs around like a Durcell bunny, kinda the exact opposite to a Sloth.

 

[Fabio]

Kuyt runs around like a Durcell bunny, kinda the exact opposite to a Sloth.

 

[Red Mullet]

Hodor?

 

[dmishra]

Iain Dowie.

 

[irishred]

The people in this thread - The French 2010 World Cup squad...tensions are building bit-by-bit towards the point of imploding and then the inevitable expulsions /self-imposed absences.

 

[StevieM]

Circle of life.

 

[Fabio]

Still fucked off i'm gary neville/ anton ferdinand.

Un-be-lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevable

Unbelievable

 

[Rosco]

You're becoming Nani- like with all this whingeing Fab

 

[Woland]

Woland - Robbie Fowler

I'll assume you're referring to the biblical reference.

I admit that these are the end times and I am your messiah.

 

[Skullflower]

woland is david icke.

 

[Avmenon]

I'm just glad no one says I;m like Nani

 

[Sunny]

I'm just glad no one says I;m like Nani

You're like Nani. Only fatter.

 

[Avmenon]

How could I possibly be like Nani?

1. No one called me a racial epithet which might mean something different in his native land
2. I didnt sob like a little girl when taken out by Carra
3. I'm not a wanker

 

[Avmenon]

Oh wait, that was Evra

 

[Avmenon]

Maybe I am like Nani.

 

[spider-Neil]

I'll assume you're referring to the biblical reference.

I admit that these are the end times and I am your messiah.

he's saying you're fat and past it.

 

[Oncy]

fab, who is your older brother?

You live in your own fucking little world Neil.

 

[Oncy]

Svennis is like Drogba.
A cunt.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm John Fashanu cos I scream "AWOOGA" every time I see a kid's climbing frame.

 

[John McGovern]

You sound slightly Graham Rix-ish with that statement