Posters as footballers

[Skullflower]

letallecwizz - frank lampard. personality of a potato.

 

[spider-Neil]

ryan is paulo wanchop. odd flashes of brilliance but disappears for long periods and has little impact.

 

[Ryan]

Oh dear. It's not a popularity contest Neil.

It was a reasonable retort to be fair though.

I make it 2-1 to you now ( your belter was worthy of 2 goals) so he's closing on you John.

 

[Modo]

John McGoven is Carlos Arano. Have never seen him, have no idea of what he is like and have no idea who the fuck he is.

HAHAHAA

 

[John McGovern]

Right on time.

Flashes of brilliance but not good enough?

Why not.

 

[Ryan]

ryan is paulo wanchop. odd flashes of brilliance but disappears for long periods and has little impact.

You didn't know when to stop did you.

Time for that break we talked about Neil.

 

[Fabio]

I thought ross was like shaun goater

Feed him and he'll score

Like on a night out.

 

[John McGovern]

You didn't know when to stop did you.

Time for that break we talked about Neil.

Own goal? Hence 2-0?

 

[spider-Neil]

Oh dear. It's not a popularity contest Neil.

john, I apologise, that was out of line. 🙁

 

[Modo]

Ryan- John Terry

Does other people's girlfriends and has a "mememememememememe" mentality.

 

[Sunny]

Rosco is Robbie Keane. Plays football in his way and only his way and then there's loads of arm waving when everyone else doesn't play the way he wants them to

 

[John McGovern]

I thought ross was like shaun goater

Feed him and he'll score

Like on a night out.

Surely you mean Shaun Ryder?

 

[Ryan]

Oncy = Tevez.

I'm leaving. I'm staying.
This manager is shit. This manager is great.
I hate this club. I love this club.

 

[Mystic]

Ryan's more like Joey Barton, he thinks he's some sort of cultured philosophical genius who's knows more than those around him. Really though he's just a repetative fool who makes the occasional good point but will jump into a slagging match, insulting anyone who disagrees with him. Probably has a shit hairstyle too.

 

[Skullflower]

Skully - Joey Barton

Double hard bastard with shit hair. Thinks regurgitating quotes online makes him clever.

i'm probably the cleverest person on this forum imo

 

[spider-Neil]

Ryan's more like Joey Barton, he thinks he's some sort of cultured philosophical genius who's knows more than those around him. Really though he's just a repetative fool who makes the occasional good point but will jump into a slagging match, insulting anyone who disagrees with him. Probably has a shit hairstyle too.

*giggle*

 

[Ryan]

Mystic = Justin Fashanu

 

[John McGovern]

Skully is like Mark Gonzalez. Promises so much, but you just know that when you meet him he will be shite and well below expectations.

 

[Fabio]

Bongaloid is agueros son/maradonas grandson

You fucking know he'll be fucking boss, but the fates conspire and stop us from ever knowing because he'll end up an accountant or something else dull.

 

[Sunny]

Skully is like Mark Gonzalez. Promises so much, but you just know that when you meet him he will be shite and well below expectations.

Hahahahaha.

 

[Mystic]

Mystic = Justin Fashanu

I have no idea who he is, please elaborate for me.

 

[spider-Neil]

I knew this thread was going to be a slagging free for all.

 

[John McGovern]

I have no idea who he is, please elaborate for me.

If only that was the point.

 

[John McGovern]

Hardcastle is like Graham Le Saux.

 

[Fabio]

 

[Skullflower]

Hahahahaha.

what are you laughing at, you prick.

 

[Mystic]

If only that was the point.

Hahaha, fair play!

 

[spider-Neil]

all we are say-ing...is give peace a chance

 

[Rosco]

I knew this thread was going to be a slagging free for all.

I didn't anticipate that at all

 

[SummerOnions]

Someone might as well mention that sunny is Peter Crouch or Zigic or something.