Posters as footballers

[Rosco]

In honour of the Ryan/ Sunny spat developing in the other thread.

Oncy is Torres - not as prolific as he once was once, Torres left us win trophies, he wins trophies then decides he wants to change again. So hes also a flip flopping mutha

 

[John McGovern]

You are Yossi Benayoun in terms of style.

Looks wise, apparently Frank Lampard.

 

[Hansern]

Not Robbie Savage?

 

[Fabio]

Sunny is seedorf

Quiet, unassuming, and the explodes like a cannon


Dead nice bloke too

 

[Oncy]

In honour of the Ryan/ Sunny spat developing in the other thread.

Oncy is Torres - not as prolific as he once was once, Torres left us win trophies, he wins trophies then decides he wants to change again. So hes also a flip flopping mutha

Pfft. You - Frank lampard.

 

[Ryan]

I'm Cristiano Ronaldo.

Unbelievably high opinion of myself, don't work very hard, pribably passed my peak about 3 years ago, and some questionable gear - on and off the pitch. But I'm also better at and more knowledgable about football than any of you.

 

[spider-Neil]

But I'm also better at and more knowledgable about football than any of you.

if you were as knowledgable about football as you claim you'd know projects take time.

 

[Sunny]

I'm Cristiano Ronaldo.

Unbelievably high opinion of myself, don't work very hard, pribably passed my peak about 3 years ago, and some questionable gear - on and off the pitch. But I'm also better at and more knowledgable about football than any of you.

You're deffo Niklas Bendtner Ryan.

 

[Ryan]

if you were as knowledgable about football as you claim you'd know projects take time.

And you'd then repeat it less concisely 1 month later.

 

[Sunny]

Sunny is seedorf

Quiet, unassuming, and the explodes like a cannon


Dead nice bloke too

And hung like a donkey. Allegedly.

 

[Sunny]

Spider-neil is Ryan Babel. Possesses talent but all over the place at times and not averse to doing a few stupid things at times. Nice bloke too.

 

[Skullflower]

i bet you're more hung like a witch, sunny.

 

[John McGovern]

Spider-neil is Milan Baros. Shite, headless chicken, doesn't know what he is doing. Nice Fella.

 

[Rosco]

Skully - Joey Barton

Double hard bastard with shit hair. Thinks regurgitating quotes online makes him clever.

 

[Skullflower]

dreambeliever is michael owen. personality of a potato.

 

[Ryan]

Spider-neil is Milan Baros. Shite, headless chicken, doesn't know what he is doing. Nice Fella.

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thats the funniest thing I've ever read on here!

Sorry Neil like.

 

[Sunny]

i bet you're more hung like a witch, sunny.

Rather be hung than be a drip, Joey.

 

[Ryan]

dreambeliever is michael owen. personality of a potato.

Brilliant.

 

[Skullflower]

rosco is his own conception of rafa benitez.

 

[John McGovern]

Modo - Adel Taarabt

No explanation required.

 

[Ryan]

I'm still pissing myself at Milan Baros.

 

[Skullflower]

Rather be hung than be a drip, Joey.

i think you missed the point.

 

[spider-Neil]

Spider-neil is Milan Baros. Shite, headless chicken, doesn't know what he is doing. Nice Fella.

John McGoven is Carlos Arano. Have never seen him, have no idea of what he is like and have no idea who the fuck he is.

 

[John McGovern]

Sunny was close with Babel, but their was method with his madness. That cunt spent more time looking at the ground than anywhere else, much the same as Neil when he types.

 

[Sunny]

i think you missed the point.

I did that on purpose. honest

 

[doctor_mac]

John McGoven is Carlos Arano. Have never seen him, have no idea of what he is like and have no idea who the fuck he is.

Boss retort from the Spidey!

 

[John McGovern]

John McGoven is Carlos Arano. Have never seen him, have no idea of what he is like and have no idea who the fuck he is.

Oh dear. It's not a popularity contest Neil.

 

[Ryan]

The Count - Johann Djourou. Been around here for about 5 years but I cannot tell you one single memorable thing about him.

Get yourself some fucking presence man.

 

[juniormember]

Skully's like Balotelli.
A complete and utter nut job who's at times brilliant, but goes straight back to being a nutjob.

 

[Modo]

Right on time.

Flashes of brilliance but not good enough?